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  • Joseph Morton

  • 42 / Male
  • Fabulous Las Vegas, Baby!, Nevada, US
  • Last Login: 7/5/2009

Status and Mood

  • Joseph Morton is either: 1) drinking beer; 2) getting laid; 3) creating BLOOP webcomics; 4) getting into trouble or 5) some combination of the first 4!
    Mood: horny horny
    at 7:27 AM May 9

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Interests

  • General

    Money. Beer. Cartoons. Webcomics. Philosophy. Did I mention Money? Don't forget to donate to the Bloop Sober & Horny Cure Fund!!!
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  • Music

    RUSH "Glittering prizes and endless compromises, shatter the illusion of integrity."

  • Movies

    Clockwork Orange "Viddy well little brother, viddy well."
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  • Television

    Star Trek (all versions), LOST and of course, South Park!
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  • Books

    The Art of War by Sun Tzu "To win without fighting is best."
    What the . . . stripper2

  • Heroes

    Steve Dallas (of Bloom County), the Girls of the Spearmint Rhino!!!
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    NAUGHTY PUSSY!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Jacksonville, NC
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Attorney / Cartoonist & Part Time Pirate

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Who I'd like to meet:

YOUR MONEY!!! DONATE to the Bloop Sober & Horny Cure Fund. Send cash, checks, and / or money orders payable to: Joseph Morton P.O. Box 563 Jacksonville, NC 28541 Won't you please lend a hand? Your hard earned $$$ will go toward the purchase of high quality alcohol, drugs and / or the ocassional stripper / hooker!!! Hey, you didn't think I thought this Bloop stuff up sober and horny did ya?

AND I'D LIKE TO MEET THIS WAY HOT NAKED PIRATE CHICK, THESE BI CHICKS AND THE GERMAN GIRL ON THE RIGHT (WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A SIMPLE BASTARD!)
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  • Caspell Worldwide Studi…Caspell Worldwide Studio

    May 19 2009 9:31 PM

    Hey man,thanks for the add... Good to meet a fellow cartoon pal! Go WINGS!!!
  • Tabetha

    Apr 14 2009 12:31 PM

    Hey strangers! How are u all doing? My goodness the kids are getting so big. well talk to u all later.
  • KiraKira Bright

    Oct 22 2008 9:34 PM

    SO apparently your son is ONLY able to produce MALE offspring. We went to the dr today and it is yet another boy!!! :) He's healthy so that's all that matters! Hunter was SO happy it wasn't a girl. I don't understand him. Just wanted to pass along the update! Tell the family I said hey!
  • Maggi3♥Maggie Widener

    Oct 19 2008 4:27 AM

    don't call me that!! >:(
    love maggie
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  • KiraKira Bright

    Jul 27 2008 10:24 PM

    No Hunter doesn't have a page...he's very anti-myspace! He in fact tries to delete mine every so often. Never with success however! :) Mason loved the man lighting himself on fire-disturbing...he's only 1 1/2!! So hopefully the new baby WILL be a girl but the damn Chinese gender predictor says it another boy! SIGH. We shall see...I will know in November or possibly October.
  • Amanda

    Jul 21 2008 8:35 PM

    My niece inlaw is going to vegas 9-20-08 to get married is it ok if I give them your # You know all the cool places to party, I want her to have good time.
    Chris might be going, I cant :(
  • Sgt. Spencer's wifeJordan Spencer

    Jul 14 2008 10:35 PM

    Hey Joe... finally you put new stuff on your page! How's everyone? One of these days we'll make it out there to see you guys. Miss you all.
  • Crystal

    Jul 11 2008 2:30 AM

    "I'm de most loved," so sayeth the Worm.
  • Amanda

    Jul 11 2008 2:26 AM

    Dont do it man. We have almost made it to the top of your friends list. Atleast let me make the top 5 before you demote me again. Love, The Snotball aka The Monkey.
  • Amanda

    Jul 10 2008 11:27 PM

    So why are there no pictures of your other family in the "family" album? Are we not worthy? Are you ashamed of us? Thats ok, i understand. I just hope it doesnt break your mother's heart.
    :)
  • Amanda

    Jul 8 2008 3:15 PM

    Thats what you get for not loving me the most! Why wont you just admit that I AM THE MOST LOVED!!!!
  • Crystal

    Jul 8 2008 2:44 PM

    Those aren't all the books I've read total, just the books I read during that month.
    Unlock your messages!
  • Kristina

    Jul 8 2008 1:07 PM

    How's Vegas baby? You should turn off that thing that disallows people from messaging you.
    That way I wouldn't have to leave a comment!
  • Amanda

    Jul 3 2008 11:52 AM

    What can I say? I loves my Buddy!!!
  • KiraKira Bright

    May 23 2008 2:27 AM

    Happy LATE birthday Joe!! Sorry we missed it...hope you had a good one!!
  • !One Kick Ass Mom!pamela seabright

    May 20 2008 8:55 PM

    happy birfday!!!!!!! tip one up for me:)
  • Darrick Patrick

    May 20 2008 8:29 PM

    Hope the birthday's a good one!
  • Amanda

    May 14 2008 7:41 PM

    Wait a minute, just wait!!! How is Crystal ahead of me on your top friends? This is bullshit, we all know Iam your favorite.
    I should be your number one! Where is the loyalty?
  • KiraKira Bright

    Apr 14 2008 8:31 PM

    We were in Jacksonville this weekend! We really miss you guys living there! Ethan asked if we were going to visit you guys! Hope you are all well!
  • KiraKira Bright

    Apr 2 2008 4:26 AM

    HELLO JOE! How are you guys doing??? Tell the kids and Andrea we said hello!! Take care!
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    Feb 8 2008 1:58 PM


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  • KiraKira Bright

    Feb 3 2008 6:42 PM

    HEY!!! We were just riding home and Rush came on the XM radio and we thought of you!!! Hope you are doing well!
  • Sgt. Spencer's wifeJordan Spencer

    Jan 17 2008 1:22 AM

    Hey man we were just talking about that. Atleast Hunter would know the way huh. We'd love to we just need to get the money to. Maybe this summer. Did u take the bar yet? How r things?
  • Sgt. Spencer's wifeJordan Spencer

    Jan 11 2008 1:45 AM

    JOE!!! Miss you guys! Give them all hugs from me.