Cap'n Awesome
"Hey, Smurf you!!!!!"

Male
26 years old
CONCORD, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    Cap'n Awesome's Interests
GeneralI'm interested in meeting someone who is not completely crazy. I'm interested in changing myself for the better. I dig music like a mutha f*cka. That's all I gotta say about that. I'm very boring, really.

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David Greene --
[noun]:

A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Music

Music is a mood identifier. Possibly even an modifier. At one point, I may be down, but then I put in some "Rush" by the Seatbelts, or "The Set Up" by RBF, and I'm suddenly on my way to smiles-ville.

Or, if I wanna wallow in self-pity, we play a little "The Day I Tried to Live" by Soundgarden, or "Exit Music (For a Film)" by Radiohead.

Adrenaline rush? "Cochise", Audioslave or "Vaseline" STP.

So, what does music mean to me? It means everything.

MoviesI will be in them one day. And, to every red carpet thingy I go to, I will wear a different zoot suit. Oh, and may I never have to do movies that suck so much that there is no excuse. God! I don't want another EOW II on my conscience. :-p
Television

BooksCode of the Samurai, Book of Bunny Suicides, Spiderman Graphic novels, The Invisible Man, tons of Shakespeare, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Angels in America.
HeroesIf we're talking comics, Spiderman all the way. Batman is pretty sweet, too. I hate Superman, though, and here is my reasoning:

Superman was given everything. His only physical "weakness": a fragment of a planet that blew up in a different galaxy. Yet, for some unexplained reason, there is an assload of pieces of said planet, almost as if the writers ran out of ideas. Thus, they had to make his tangible weakness too available.

Now, if we're talking people, then it's Mama, all the way. I'd like to see you raise 2 kids, one being damn near bi-polar (me), the other being brilliant and knowing full well she is (that's my Sis), while getting her residency, fending off kodiak's (not the film, silly), and solving crimes in a van with a "gang", all while being single. She's f*cking phenomenal.

Groups: DVC DramatasticBeNiCiA HiGh ScHooLAnonymous ActorsMST 3000 Fan Club 2.0Houli CrewPorter AlumniI LOVE AMY : The FanclubEvil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

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     Cap'n Awesome's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Benicia, CA
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Super Server
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Cap'n Awesome's Schools
University Of California-Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz,California
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theater
Clubs: Pool Party massacre Un-named improv group SAD (Someone Always Dies) Sleeping through class club
 

2000 to 2004
Benicia High
Benicia,California
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Chess Club Drama geek Awesome-ology Ass-emetry Basket weaving 101
 

1996 to 2000

   Cap'n Awesome's Companies
Fidelity National Home Warranty
Walnut Creek, California US
Purchasing Agent
Vendor Relations

6/13/05-7/14/06
Houlihans
Pleasant Hill, CA US
Waiter/Bartender

12/04 - 6/05, 7/06-current
The Last Laugh
SF Bay Area, CA US
Comic ninja
Side splitting and recreational power walking

Forever
Denon & Doyle
Pleasant Hill, CA US
DJ in training

7/07-current



Cap'n Awesome wishes he had a phone that was covered in fur.

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   Cap'n Awesome's Blurbs
About me:
I'm....me. My aspirations in life are to receive 2 oscars and own a helicopter while living in a small suburb. I think the latter part will be the hardest part, what with the helicopter and all. We'll see. And now, for the utterly useless:

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Which Action Star Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

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Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Shark

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear

You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead.

Nothing beats "monkey with gun"!!

MySpace Layouts

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / The Smurfs

Who I'd like to meet:
Iron Man. I think Tony Stark would be a cool friend to have.



   


   


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SiNNiN CiNdY <3





Aug 19 2008 4:52 PM

outta the way ____________!
ANAL ANNIE





Aug 16 2008 2:00 AM

Underground blog party. Spread the word
http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendID=399097742&blogID=424592651


SiNNiN CiNdY <3





Aug 15 2008 5:09 PM

I really had to catch up on sleep.
i've been working lots and going out a little too much ;) not that im complaining! come over n hang out - im gonna be gone all of september ya know!!
SiNNiN CiNdY <3





Aug 14 2008 7:19 PM

wanna go tonight? we can preparty!!!
Tynette





Aug 14 2008 1:00 AM

Thank You!!! Sure we can some time let me when your out and about!! :)
Sherriann =)





Aug 13 2008 12:53 AM

LOL, been good, just been busy. Didn't go to Masses this week, what about you, I haven't seen you there lately either. How have you been? It's Ty's Birthday today, you should drop her a note.
SiNNiN CiNdY <3





Aug 8 2008 5:06 PM

capn awesome, you are too much =)

i think we're tied for the award for best matching abilities!
SiNNiN CiNdY <3





Aug 5 2008 4:54 PM

IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YA BUDDY!
Wise, Majestic Sharna of the Winds





Aug 5 2008 12:16 PM

Don't go finding out just yet.
Grassy





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Jul 19 2008 12:23 AM

reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyyyy... i just might do that...
ER75





Jul 18 2008 12:46 AM

sup sucka.... see ya tonight lamb chop... drunk white women for everyone...lol...
H. N. I. C.





Jul 17 2008 2:22 AM

I heard... call me and we'll get some drinks... I don't have your number so I just have to wait til you're ready to play.
Vanessa





Jul 12 2008 6:32 AM

Hey stranger :)
Lishma Lou





Jul 6 2008 11:18 PM

I didn’t go. She had to cancel because she had a lot of paperwork to do for her new job.
Special Powers





Jul 6 2008 7:43 PM

thanks a lot! We'll have some new tracks up by the end of the month.
We'll keep you posted! - SP
Special Powers





Jul 6 2008 9:48 AM

Thank you sir! - SP
Lishma Lou





Jul 5 2008 6:10 AM

Hey there!
Sha non a non





Jun 28 2008 1:47 AM

i know how is everything
Lishma Lou





Jun 23 2008 9:09 AM

i am awake,
i should be asleep but i cant seem to
Otherwise known as Zoey!





Jun 19 2008 10:19 AM

hey dave missing ya tons! You busy on the weekend of the 4th?
•·.·'¯'·.·•Greggers•·.·'¯'·.·•





Jun 18 2008 12:06 AM

mmmmm scotchy schotch scotch in to your belly
Courtney





Jun 17 2008 4:50 PM

no...i'm still awesome
Courtney





Jun 16 2008 6:48 PM

lol...i have :)
Courtney





Jun 16 2008 5:20 AM

how do you figure?
Sarah





Jun 14 2008 12:59 AM

you betsa be goin to sara levine's eurotrash party saturday night. or i'll cry. or at least pout. and i'ma wicked pouter.
(am i spelling this wrong, because it looks dirty?) cah-ll me monsuir greene :)