A few quotes from my favorite cartoon character "CALVIN"
I like maxims thatdon't encourage behavior modification.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?
That's the difference
between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me!
I demand euphoria!
In my opinion, we don't
devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
You know, Hobbes, some
days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
Its no use! Everybody
gets good enemies except me.
What's the point of
wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see
'em?
As a math atheist,
I should be excused from this.
This one's tricky.
You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...
I'm learning real skills
that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and
rationalizing.
I have a hammer! I
can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment
at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be
male!
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