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my name is jake and i love everyone! i go to azusa pacific and my home town is fresno cal. i am an ovg for life. I am in love with that big guy upstairs(GOD ) without him there is nothing. i live with 11 guys in one house and it is crazy, we have a blast. i walk really slow! i have a awesome family, the best anyone can ask for. i have 3 brohters that are my best friends, and a sister that will destroy any female that tries to take her place, which is pretty much impossible. my parents are the most wonderful people in the world, they have been married forever, and although they fight like humans, they are very in love. they both have more wisdom then anyone can ask for, and for some reason a retard like me got to be their son. lets just say without being arrogant, i am very blessed. two more things for some people that understand, i love eye contact, therefore i hate giant sunglasses, and i have horrible sinuses. be happy, have fun,and have a great day! give someone a hug, those are my favorite, as long as they are not the side-ways hugs that dont mean a thing. peace out side!
Who I'd like to meet: mickey bitscoe, and joe googots
I'm all good king fish I got to see the big chest bolt a couple weeks ago when he was down for work . Come down this weekend it's always a good weekend down here. It's been way too long
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Jake you need to get back to me with your contact info asap, we have already met and decided a couple things without you cause nobody knows how to get a hold of you!!
Are you ready for chrisssssssttttttmasssss! In this corner weighin in at 192 the lispin wishin, Tyler Wiebe. And in the red corner weighin in at a slender 190-200 pounds the once called MASS, Jake the monkey snake Fisher. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Jake i went to the best dive bar ever! It's called the top hat. I sat at the bar and finally after the bar not having three beers found one they had. After traveling down beer lane i decided i wanted a cocktail. They had 151 and coke for 4 dollars$ man. So i had to have one, which i did. But the best part, after pouring the 151 they pulled out a 2 litter of coke from a home fridge and topped it off! Top hat is top of the dive bar list!
Hey buddy..you know its not easy holding down the fort! You know you have Indians, food patrol, taking showers, crap that not even the half of it! See you at the airport! Giving you instructions before i leave!
hey buddy how's the simple life? Mine is goin pretty well. Wakin up at six to do some painting with jimbo. But guess what might go camping this weekend. Talk about exciting weekends! October 23rd, mark it down. Fresno's goin down!
