Hoki
Angry at everything. Although it varies.

Male
20 years old
Larne, Northern Ireland
United Kingdom



Last Login: 4/21/2009
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    Hoki's Interests
GeneralGeekery in general. Webcomics are superb, read more of them.
MusicA frighteningly random selection, ranging from: Robyn Hitchcock To Muse To The 88 To The New Pornographers To The Guillemots ...And Many Many More!
Movies Far too many to name. However, The evil dead series. Layer cake. And Dark City are worth a mention
TelevisionLost. My god. HEROES. MY GOD. Battlestar Galactica MY GODS
BooksThe Discworld series, obviously. Good omens, Pratchett and Gaiman. Night watch, Sergei Lukanyenko. Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About. Mil Millington. Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Invincible.
HeroesNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA, Superman, HAL JORDAN. Ashley J Williams.

     Hoki's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 3" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Student

   Hoki's Schools
Larne Grammar School
Larne, NI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

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About me:
Well hello there. I am Matthew. I live in Larne, the scientifically proven centre of the universe. Being the approximate size and shape of a sasquatch, I can scare 12 year olds into doing stuff. Needless to say I do this often.
Who I'd like to meet:
My real life heroes? Candlejack would be a nice person to meet I thi

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LENINGRAD COWBOYS





Jul 20 2008 4:58 PM








WE SING YOU BIRTHDAY SONG!








Schuman the human





Jul 3 2008 1:28 PM

Thanks for being our friend Hoki, pleased to make your acquaintance and hope you enjoyed the songs Sir.
Em





Mar 2 2008 3:15 PM

sweeet.

x)
Em





Mar 2 2008 2:59 AM

I have a mac now.
MSN+Macs=Death
So
Get aim or summat, i've a skype account too.
PICK EITHER ONE MMK?
xP
Em





Feb 29 2008 11:13 PM

eeeeeeyup!
x)

I'm excited!
Em





Feb 29 2008 2:54 AM

Really Hoki?

I don't think America needs another evil thing running the country.

GO GO OBAMA!
X)
Em





Feb 28 2008 2:36 AM

I love Obama, he seems human. Hillary just looks like a robot to me, have you seen her smile? It looks like she has NO SOUL. It's rather terrifying.
Em





Feb 26 2008 2:01 PM

I have a question.

As far as democratic candidates go, which one does Europe seem to prefer?
Obama or Hillary?
Em





Feb 25 2008 11:17 PM

I think that if I ever moved to England the hardest thing for me to adjust to would be to call pants trousers. I mean, that's just silly.
Trousers is a completely ridiculous word.
Really.
I think it'd also be quite funny watching a buncha you british blokes quite literally dying in 80 degree weather.
I have a feeling you would MELT if you ever came to Texas during the summer.
Em





Feb 25 2008 2:17 PM

The Elephant's tophat?!
That's pretty much the best saying ever, I will use it now.

And I'm sure there are some American words that confuse you!
BAH!
I was watching Top Gear and this guy was making fun of Americans. Which made me sad D:, WE'RE NOT ALL SELF-ABSORBED IDIODS!
Em





Feb 24 2008 6:22 PM

Oh my!
Hoki, you absolute dog. Hahaha xD
Glad your better now.
Which reminds me.
One thing about English slang that I do not get? Why is saying "the dog's bollocks" a good thing?
D:
I DO NOT GET IT!
BFH





Feb 24 2008 6:09 PM

Thanks for the add, Matthew! Sláinte!
Em





Feb 23 2008 2:18 AM

D:
awww
Poor Hoki!!!
Do you know what you caught?
Em





Feb 20 2008 12:48 AM

I'm good, I downloaded skype and it makes my ADD happy. x)
I was stressed earlier but I feel so much better now.
Hows about you?
Em





Feb 10 2008 11:51 PM

Oh my,
I Imagine very unkind people live there.
But that's pretty cool.
Em





Feb 8 2008 1:14 AM

I wanna live in Gillygooly. xD
Because that name is pretty frickin' SWEET.
The only mildly weird Texan town name I can think of is Blanco. Which is pretty bland.
haha
Em





Feb 7 2008 12:28 AM

It's Devendra..
hahaha.
Cripple Crow is AMAZING, I love so many of the songs on that CD.
I bought his newest one, Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Mountain it's pretty cool.
Cripple Crow is still my favorite though.
Quedate Luna is just soooo good.
Em





Feb 1 2008 11:26 PM

We haven't talked.
D:
I liked our lovely conversations.
Em





Jan 29 2008 12:29 AM

Oh my.
How trivial,
I haven't talked to you in ageeeesss.
My heart is sad ):
That Handsome Devil





Dec 28 2007 1:10 PM


VIVA DISCORDIA
Courtney [add new account]





Sep 20 2007 4:28 AM

ELEVENTH GRADEEEE

HOLY CRAP

ELEVENTH GGGGRRRAAADDDEEEE!!!!
Courtney [add new account]





Sep 13 2007 7:19 PM

LOOOL

HI :D
Courtney [add new account]





Sep 13 2007 8:13 AM

no way jose!


whats up fool? :]
Alice





Sep 10 2007 6:13 PM

Hey you!

Im great thanks just started a new school and ich liebe es! :)

hows about you? life is good? xxx
Alice





Aug 3 2007 9:31 PM

essex is essexy actually. id forgotten what a chav looked like. But no trolls surprisingly enough. And its verry hot but i rather like wearing my shorts actually! im starting to recover from the cookie deprivation ive been suffering since i got back though. the 24hr buffet was definately a highlight. what are u up to then?
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