~Tahitian Love Machine God~
D.J. Ryan
Slowly becoming a cyborg.

Male
27 years old
Battle Creek, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 7/4/2009
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    ~Tahitian Love Machine God~'s Interests
General Video games: Dynasty Warriors Series, Samurai Warriors Series, Final Fantasy Series, God of War, Eternal Darkness, Elder Scroll Series, Bioshock, Assassin's Creed. Professional Wrestling (yeah, I know it's fake), Sports, Working out when I can (not nearly often enough), Living, Tattoos, Piercings, Fortune cookie fortunes... see my wallet.


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MusicI love Dave Matthews band, TOOL, System of a Down, Mudvayne, Iron Horse, Fuel, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Stone Temple Pilots, Eric Clapton, Celtic Music, Aboriginal Music, Didgeridoo, Sublime, Matisyahu, Three days Grace, and many, many others.

MoviesForrest Gump is my favorite movie of all time. I like lots of movies though, that's one reason I took the job at the Theater as a second job... and why I don't have much of a social life... Pirates of the Carribbean 1 and 2, Saw 1 and 2, The Princess Bride, Everything is Illuminated, Robin Hood: Men in tights, The Matrix, Spirited Away, Bio-dome, Hero, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Shawshank Redemption, Requium for a Dream, Closer, Stranger than Fiction, Stardust (wildly underrated movie!)Dan in Real Life... there's more...
TelevisionAvatar: The last Airbender; Monty Python's Flying Circus; The Joe Schmo Show; Invader Zim(all on DVD); Various "whatever's on" programming.
BooksWheel of time by Robert Jordan(RIP); Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind; Harry Potter by JK Rowlings; Inheritance by Christopher Paolini; many random fantasy and science fiction books; Stuff by Mick Foley; Dragonlance; Forgotten Realms; Realms of Fantasy(magazine); Lord of the Rings; The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, starting to read Steven King...
HeroesMy heroes are the ones that put themselves on the line for nothing more then the satisfaction of knowing they've helped someone, it may be one person, it may be the whole world, but rarely are these people remembered. So just like that the sacrifice and actions of the singular avatar of selflessness and helpfulness is forgotten, but they continue, giving and hoping that someday they will get the recognition they deserve, and should be given. Teachers are a great example of this. I have to add in other heroes as well, and though many who know me may find this out of character, My Dad is one of my heroes and an inspiration.

     ~Tahitian Love Machine God~'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Delton, MI
Body type:5' 6" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Income:Less than $30,000

   ~Tahitian Love Machine God~'s Schools
Kellogg Community College
Battle Creek, MI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: English
Minor: Theater
 
Current Courses:

2007 to Present
Delton-Kellogg High School
Delton,Michigan
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Football team, Spanish Club, Theater Arts Company, Student Council
 

1985 to 2000

   ~Tahitian Love Machine God~'s Companies
Goodrich Quality Theaters
Hastings, Michigan US


Wal-Mart
Hastings, MI US
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   ~Tahitian Love Machine God~'s Blurbs
About me:
I'm utterly forgettable, lovable, hate able, and memorable. I get myself into situations where the only results are black and white in a world full of gray scale and color. I love without abandon, even long after love has left me. I'm self conscience, shy, introverted, and the exact opposite once you get to know me. Once I feel comfortable around you, I am one of the funniest, at times witty, and overall good people you will ever meet. I am a contradiction in terms that makes a self-fulfilling prophesy. I love and hate, live and die, think and act, all within the confines of my mind and the vastness of outer space. I have and have not, want and want not, and change my mind every other word. I can't link to it, but if you're interested in my bodymods or tattoos, you can go to donjoseph.bmezine.com.

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Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Tropical Moon

Who I'd like to meet:
There are so many, I don't even know where to start. I'd like to meet some of the authors I've read, I'd like to meet a couple of actors or actresses, I'd like to meet some good person that would complement me in every way and complete me in a way that would make me know beyond a shadow of a doubt that this person was my soul mate... again.

   


   


   


   


   


   


   


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~Tahitian Love Machine God~ has 117 friends.
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~Tahitian Love Machine God~'s Friends Comments
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*Christina*





Jun 8 2009 8:08 PM

DJ!!! Hi! Its been so long, so i thought i would leave you a little comment to say hi and to see whats up and how you have been doing. So hi!!!!!!
Doug (In A Blaze of Glory singer)





May 31 2009 8:15 AM

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Sarah Bean





Mar 11 2009 4:19 PM

What lawsuit?
Shortcake





Mar 9 2009 7:51 PM

Happy Birthday!!
Sarah Bean





Mar 8 2009 6:44 PM

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one
That Girl You're Momma Warned You About





Mar 2 2009 8:43 PM

HEY YOU I KNOW YOUR B-DAY IS REAL CLOSE AROUND MINE ... HOW ABOUT COMMING OUTTO THE FROG ON SATURDAY NITE AND HELPING ME CELEBRATE MY 40TH!!!!! LOVE KIMMIE:) HAPPY EARLY B-DAY!!!!
Shortcake





Feb 14 2009 5:36 AM

Happy Valentines Day
Lemon Squeezy





Feb 7 2009 6:23 PM

I had a dream last night that you and I started a band called, "Pugnacious Bear".
*~*star*~*





Jan 17 2009 5:41 AM

oh your tongue? What DID you do?? I'm so curious! =o)

I do like the black light tattoos, very cool! Yay for Nikki tattooing you..she's kick ass!

<3
Jolene (R-MO)





Dec 25 2008 9:57 AM


Christmas Myspace Layouts



Merry Christmas!
Keil





Nov 29 2008 10:27 PM

That was a great weekend! I cant wait to hang again, peace out Co.
Captin
ben





Nov 27 2008 2:05 AM

...huh...oh! dj! what's up? i just woke up from the fuzz that was last weekend.
Keil





Nov 14 2008 1:17 AM

Just cause you don't reply to me doesn't mean ill stop messaging you, were going to Chicago, you me ben and hoyle..so pack your suitcase!
Keil





Nov 3 2008 12:12 AM

You better get ahold of me you tree trunk carvin bitch!
Keil





Oct 28 2008 11:25 PM

Yo buddy, Its time to get back to the basics and toss Western again...sat night,so get your ass down here before i kick it!
•°<nikki>°•





Oct 24 2008 9:41 PM

hey there, just checkin on ya.
saying hi, seeing how your wirst is healin up :)
Chris





Oct 5 2008 6:13 PM

Dude Cheer the F up! Give me a call, and we'll both talk about Ben Afleck and giggle like the little school girls we are.
Asha





Oct 5 2008 12:08 AM

its been awhile since i've said hi. hope you're doing well...
Kojimitsu





Aug 22 2008 3:45 AM

haha perfect time to ask. fighting in 20 hours :P focking stoked.
Kojimitsu





Aug 22 2008 1:11 AM

seems as my sister commented on your site... i'm doing it too.
cause i'm a bandwagon WHORE!!! lol peace :P
*~Shelby Jo~*





Aug 14 2008 7:58 PM

its ok...nobody else likes him either
i've been pretty good
*~Shelby Jo~*





Aug 14 2008 7:53 PM

hey
how have u been?
it was nice ta c u the other day!
Keil





Aug 10 2008 7:11 PM

whats up DJ? just showin some love... K-
Asha





Jun 16 2008 11:09 PM

how are you doing dj?! just wanted to say hi... and say if you ever want to go to the beach.. call us up!
Asha





May 21 2008 11:38 PM

3 rivers?!?!?!?! so.. to be honest.. i had to look it up on a map!!! THAT'S TOO FAR FROM GR!!!! DJ!!! you're supposed to move CLOSER not further away!!!! oh well.. what are ya gonna do... right?!?!
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