Yo' Dawg! Your page is looking great. Hey Guess what I got for Father's Day! An autographed copy of American Hero by Col. Oliver North! It's a motivating read! Also got some premium cigars! Oh and by the way, thanks for buying me as your pet!!
COURT ORDER!!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... ;o) Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!! YOUR FRiENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING