Topical Joke
What's Black and White and Red all over?
An Iraqi newspaper
Philosophical Joke
Theres an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman or is there
Sexist Joke
What do you call a man without a sense of humour?
A woman
Alternative Sexist Joke
What do you call a woman without a sense of humour?
A woman
Stand Up Extracts
This organic thing doesn’t make any sense to me. You are basically eating food covered in snail shit. Its all because we have choice. I don’t think there were too many people during the Irish potato famine asking are your sure it's an organic potato?
Has anyone noticed that when you driving late at night there are signs on the side of the road which say tidiness kills.
Something which really bugs me is people who misquote the bible. Especially the people who think it tells them to be anti-Semitic. In fact the bible was originally intended to be Jewish joke book but because of a typo everyone took it seriously. In stead of Jesus its meant to say Jew says.
