Jonathan Morken Apprehensive Films
Jonathan Morken
Jonathan Morken You'll Kiss Three Bucks Goodbye!

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27 years old
CITRUS HEIGHTS, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/7/2009
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    Jonathan Morken Apprehensive Films's Interests
GeneralHorror & Exploitation films, skateboarding, weight lifting, punk rock and invertabrates.
MusicPunk Rawk, with some hip-hop!
Movies

Apprehensive Films Full Line of DVDS:

HEART FULL OF NAPALM
NAKED MASSACRE
CENTIPEDE HORROR
HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY
THE CRIPPLED MASTERS
RATMAN
CEMETERY POGO LIMITED EDITION
All avaialable at: TheGrindHouse.Net
TelevisionDesperate Housewives.
BooksJoe R. Lansdale, H.P. Love Craft
Groups: ICBINC fansMORE COWBELLCinema InsomniaAsianScene WorldwideNapoleon DynamiteGreen Bottle Sexy AlcoholicsPAJAMA PARTY (OPTIONAL)Hollywood

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     Jonathan Morken Apprehensive Films's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sacramento CA
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college

   Jonathan Morken Apprehensive Films's Schools
Casa Roble Fundamental High
Orangevale, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Sex Ed
Clubs: School run programs suck!
 

1996 to 2000



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About me:

Apprehensive Films is a Production/Distribution company. We specialize in underground horror, exploitation and grindhouse style horror films. Please Visit Our Websites:

Apprehensive Studios (The Producers of Why Lie? I Need a Drink's Official Site

AFCINEMA.NET Our Official Website

TheGrindHouse.Net Our Official Store

GrindHouseDVDs.com Our Official E-Bay Store

TheCrippledMasters.Com The Official Crippled Masters Website

Hardware Wars Screening in Stockton!


  • Apprehensive Films presents the Stockton screening of Hardware Wars, arguably the most successful short-film of all time, at The Plea For Peace Center. It takes place on July 31st at 8pm, 630 East Weber Avenue, Stockton California 95202. Writer-Director Ernie Fosselius will be in attendance. 8pm.

    The program also includes over an hour of Ernie Fosselius’ other world famous short films. Some of the films include The Hindenburger, Jiffy Repair Pal, Carpool Detective, Taxi-dermist and the all new Plan 9.1!

    Follow the adventures of Fluke Starbucker, Arty Deco, Ham Salad and the rest of the Red Eye Knights in this spectacle that was light years ahead of it's time. This is the original Star Wars parody! Before the Robot Chicken Parody, Before the Family Guy Parody... Way Way Before.

    “Hardware Wars won over 15 first place film festival awards, including the award for Most Popular Short Film at the Chicago Film Festival. It is considered to be the most profitable short film of all time, grossing US $1,000,000 as compared to its paltry US $8,000 budget (a much better profit ratio than Star Wars itself). George Lucas said in a 1999 interview on the UK's Big Breakfast TV show that Hardware Wars was his favorite Star Wars parody.” The Official Hardware Wars Wikipedia Page.

    The 30th Anniversary Hardware Wars DVD will be available at the show and contains over an hour of great content including the Original Uncut Film with newly restored wires and strings, Director's Commentary, Creature Features Interviews with Bob Wilkins and much much more.

    See Reel Utopia for more info.








Hardware Wars Trailer

Who I'd like to meet:

APPREHENSIVE FILMS DISTRIBUTION

Filmmakers:

We’re looking to pick up short and feature films for distribution. We like 70s-80s-style grindhouse cinema, horror, exploitation, animation, kung-fu and some off the wall comedy films. We want films that were shot on film! Super-8mm, 16mm, 35mm or 65mm. If you shot your movie on SD video or HD video it should be something that fits the format. For example the Blair Witch Project fit the video format because it’s a mock documentary. That’s what we’re looking for. Send NTSC DVD or VHS screeners to:

Apprehensive Films
1000 Sunrise Ave. Suite 9B #203
Roseville, CA 95661

Our Contracts:

Apprehensive Films contracts are simple and straight forward. If we want to distribute your film we'll contract the film for 24 months, we offer 30% return on the gross for feature films and 15% return on the gross for short films. This is a great deal for filmmakers as most distributors only offer a return on the net and as most of you know it can take a film years to turn a profit. With a return on the gross sales you make money as soon as we sale a single copy! Our contracts are typically for worldwide exclusive rights, but we create custom contracts all the time. For example if you've already sold the European rights to your film, don't sweat it we're still interested.

Become an Offical AF Reseller:

Looking to make some extra cash or do you already have a store and want to carry our product? For as little as $50.00 you become an official Apprehensive Films Reseller. For just $50.00 (including shipping in the continental US), you will be able to double your money if you sell the product we send at our suggested price. We're looking to expand our distribution network everyday and we'd rather see the money and the product in the hands of independent minded people like ourselves, versus corporate chain stores. For more information e-mail us at afcinema@yahoo.com or send a self addressed stamped envelope to the address below.

Apprehensive Films
1000 Sunrise Ave. Suite 9B #203
Roseville, CA 95661


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Whats good?  Just stoppin thru to say hello, and to let you know my first solo track is up "MIDNIGHT ASSASSIN".  When you get time come by my page and check it out...and don't forget to leave me some feedback...All comments are much appreciated.  Have a great week!
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Also check out my latest film & TV projects at:
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Aug 27 2009 8:45 AM

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ENJOY! :)
 
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