About me:
I am a married, thirty year old mother of two boys. I only work part time, two days per week. In the meantime, I write novels and sing. Mainly I am considerate, open minded and easy to talk to. I make friends with others easily because I was taught never to judge. I don't care if you're gay, straight, black, white or red all over as long as you're a good person, we'll get along.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Orlando Bloom from Pirates of the Carribean. (Boy is he cute!) Oprah Winfrey, Bryan Dattilo and Alison Sweeney from my favorite soap Days of our Lives, Brad Pitt, Queen Elizabeth(She's a rather cool monarch), The princes of course, because they seem nice. And, my online buddy who I chat with on the JuliaQuinn/EloisaJames BB(romance novel forum). He's from England.
Bulletin board post
From: Sylvain St-Amour
Date: Mar 24, 2008 2:29 AM
English for Both Sexes...
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The Man's Guide to Female English...
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
You're...so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight! = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I've got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it
I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book?
The Woman's Guide to Male English...
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this
What's wrong? = what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any frigging dress and let's get out of here.
*Please read, I know you'll get a kick out of it just like I did. I am sharing this because it is truly good.
Comments
Nov 14 2009 11:31 PM
Nov 2 2009 2:26 AM
Hey, how are you doing? I just wanted to stop by and let you know about the latest author interview posted on www.joeypinkney.com.
Deondriea Cantrice, author of Rhythm Can't Keep Time
Don't be a stranger. Let me know what's going on in your neck of the woods.
Oct 9 2009 6:18 PM
Thanks for the add, Angela!
Oct 9 2009 6:18 PM
Hey, how are you doing? I just wanted to stop by and let you know about the latest author interview posted on www.joeypinkney.com.
Jean Holloway, author of Black Jack
Don't be a stranger. Let me know what's going on in your neck of the woods.
Aug 24 2009 6:59 PM
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Jul 28 2009 7:26 PM
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Jul 11 2009 4:35 AM
“No occupation is so delightful to me as the culture of the earth,
and no culture comparable to that of the garden.” ~ Thomas Jefferson
BTW, please pop into my blog. I took pains to find just the right pics
to illustrate an excerpt from Enemy of the King.
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Jun 2 2009 11:54 AM
Don't be a stranger. Let me know what's going on in your neck of the woods.
Jun 2 2009 6:24 PM
May 31 2009 1:44 PM
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May 21 2009 3:12 AM
May 21 2009 2:19 AM
I'd like to invite you and all your friends to check out (and hopefully subscribe to) my blog concerning the launch of my new novel, Child Finder. My book has already received some great reviews before its official release on June 9th. It is a mystery/suspense thriller -- and is only the first in a trilogy I am contracted to write.
Click here to access my blog where I will post information about the book's availability as well as signing events. Also, be sure to check out my novel's website (www.childfinder.us) for more detailed information about the story, my background, and publication schedules.
Ciao! Mike
May 14 2009 12:32 AM
of the plantation called Pleasant Grove in Enemy of the King.
One of these is our old Virginia family home.
Pop into my NEW blog: http://bethtrissel.blogspot.com/
And send your friends and relations (That sound like Rabbit in Winnie the Pooh)
May 3 2009 6:23 PM
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Apr 19 2009 4:48 AM
Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Mar 23 2009 9:04 PM
Cheers,
L&T :> ;>
Mar 9 2009 1:30 AM
Thanks so much for the friendship :)
Paula
Mar 3 2009 9:58 PM
If I were a bear
And a big bear too,
I shouldn't much care
If it froze or snew;
I shouldn't much mind
If it snowed or friz -
I'd be all fur-lined
With a coat like his.
Winnie the Pooh
Feb 26 2009 1:59 AM
Feb 12 2009 5:15 PM
I wish you all the best and have a Happy V-Day as well!!!
Jan 19 2009 6:07 PM
The guys still have to add more content. MY job is done.(kinda...lol)
The site is...
www. roadkillerkustoms. com
Thank you again friend. Oh...I finally re-installed second life...I had lots of problems logging on though.