Ashley
"i'll diva cup the hell out of you!"

Female
24 years old
Vancougar,
Canada



Last Login:7/10/2008
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    Ashley's Interests
Generalbricolage. thinking. thinking about bricolage. thinking about bricking.
Musicthe frogs. roky erickson. wintermitts. jess hill. joey. mikel covering joey. journey. air supply. the smashing pumpkins (A.D. + B.C. 4-eva). stuff to dance and dream to. music from little miss sunshine. music from dirty dancing.
MoviesI heart terrible movies. I also love movies that make people feel uncomfortable, movies that involve such things as: Divine-on-Divine rough sex, Heather Matarazzo shitting on command in a school toilet, masturbation and/or Jesus. Or maybe just Dirty Dancing. Damn rights nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Televisionreba.
buffy.
lost.
antm & commentary.
Booksbooks: the passion, wicked, oranges are not the only fruit, the red tent, a long way gone. and, despite my fancy canon-centric english honours degree, i am currently humoring an addiction to YA-FIC and vampire stories.

poetry: "neutral tones," "dead of winter," "goblin market," "paradise lost," "the wasteland," other poetic works by john milton, t.s. eliot, and thomas hardy.

plays: rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, salome, most of shakespeare's works.

comics: fun home by alison bechdel, julius caesar: the comic

collections of essays: me talk pretty one day, naked.

speeches: "areopagitica."
Heroesi admire everyone in my nuclear family. i hope to one day become the love child of jeanette winterson, david sedaris, ellen, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and joss whedon. the makings of a great orgy 4 reals.
Groups: Women who love womenThe BOBette'sDufferin Task Force to Reclaim Filth and Debauchery

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     Ashley's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:Chilliwack
Body type:5' 7"
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate
Occupation:professional human

   Ashley's Schools
CHILLIWACK SECONDARY SCHOOL
Chilliwack, Canada
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2001
A D RUNDLE MIDDLE SCHOOL
Chilliwack, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1995 to 1998



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   Ashley's Blurbs
About me:
i convert the young. between sexual adventures, i dream of becoming a librarian with a steady girlfriend played by kate from lost.





Who I'd like to meet:

i want to meet TAL Theory enthusiasts. bricoleurs. other sick fucks. kids keen on stuff. optimists and people who smile. good conversationalists. folks indoors and folks outdoors. readers, writers, mathemagicians & supermarket drag kings.

i would also like to meet mabel the walking vagina.


note: even if i know you, i might not recognize your name. send me a message before requesting my friendship.



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   Ashley's Friend Space (Top 11)
Ashley has 139 friends.
 Mikel 


 Erin 


 Sammy 


 Erica 


 Colin 


 Aidan 


 Ash 


 mis 


 Red [Crane] 


 Leanne 


 megasus 





Ashley's Friends Comments
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IDKEX





Jun 30 2008 8:46 AM

International Drag King Community Extravaganza X - comin' atcha!
Thanks for the add! Have you registered for IDKEX yet? What are you waiting for? Go to http://www. idkex. com/registration. html to register! Classes will sell out and tickets will be gone - so register today! See you, with your spirit gum or fishnets, at the party in October!
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Swann





Apr 15 2008 3:01 PM

i wonder if you're talking about your mouth or something else...
Aidan





Apr 7 2008 2:04 AM

dear ashley,
thank you for your comment! i haven't heard from you in a while!
i was wondering what email address you use on facebook because i'm hoping to get the 4th, 5th, and 6th albums from our fairytale bent photo shoot if you still have them up!!
i miss you
<3 aidan
ps. i absolutely love your current profile song.
did i mention i miss you?
Rebekah





Apr 3 2008 9:45 PM

oh I AM I drive goer, especially to the places that give me delicious food. We live closer to there now since we've moved to Chinatown/Strathcona-ish and I bloody love it. How do I find you on facebook? I use that way more these days I find.
Rebekah





Mar 22 2008 10:10 PM

Helloooo. So, now I live in Vancouver for real and I think we need to make a play date. Plus, we're sending out wedding invites and one is coming your way soon (if we have the correct address that is).
Yay!
Aidan





Jan 12 2008 1:51 PM

what I think about parsnips
Tickled Pink





Nov 12 2007 11:37 AM

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Erin





Sep 5 2007 5:36 PM

Rebekah





Aug 30 2007 4:20 PM

Oh yes, Anna Nicole is a bond that will stand the test of time. Richard will be back next week, but I'll be there around December...we're in Paris at the moment and officially engaged! Picnic at the eiffel tower, complete with champagne drunk straight out of the bottle (classy).
graphixxgirl





Aug 26 2007 8:17 PM

OMG! Happy B-day S.Quire......love every minute! Will see you soon!
Mikel





Aug 26 2007 9:39 AM

Happee B-DAY BFFF!

KLIK HEER FOR SUM BURTH-DAE LUVZ (X-RAITED)

Gimme yo addy, i tink i haz it, but i wanna be sure. I haz some burth-dae prezent 4 u.

luv u

TTYL'zies

Mikel
Rebekah





Aug 23 2007 8:35 AM

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

Happy (almost) birthday from Berlin, hope things are going well in the world of male impersonators and undercover librarians?

Hope you..re well, looking forward to more Anna Nicole hilarity when we return. Let us know how things are going in the bookstore, run off your feet Im sure!

Becka & Richard
B:C:Clettes





Aug 12 2007 8:05 AM

the B:C:Clettes Velo:City Tour
August 2007
Vancouver to LA
check www.bcclettes.ca for deets...

spread the word... we are coming to your town!!!
Mikel





Aug 4 2007 3:22 PM


At last... I did this with MS PAINT (you better comment back on this one, Claire's tit was special.)
Mikel





Jul 27 2007 4:58 PM

Sammy





Jul 12 2007 3:46 PM

These are just some of the songs on their new album :D





.. Sammy





Jul 12 2007 4:26 PM

ps-some of the songs remind me of the music they'd play during kickboxing tournaments in old jean-claude van damme movies, no?
Mikel





Jul 8 2007 8:28 PM

I am in Chilliwack! Ha, its kind of AMAZING. You need to give me your phone number, I will be seeing you on tuesday evening!!! Is it a cell?
megasus





Jul 4 2007 4:29 PM

Umm hello. I sent you a letter AGES ago. Has the postal system failed us again? Curses! And also, how are things?
Red [Crane]





Jul 4 2007 3:35 PM

yay for cuz tittin bikes!
Mikel





Jul 1 2007 7:25 PM

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg! a week and a few days! I LOVE YOU! *flashes his own jiggly pigs*
Mikel





Jun 23 2007 8:06 PM

safety is sexy



Just in case the attachement didnt work in the e-mail. See, safety IS sexy, but nobody needs to tell you that padding is sexy ;)
Aidan





Jun 20 2007 4:07 PM

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Shelvert





Jun 6 2007 9:14 PM

THAT is most excellent...congrats
Shelvert





Jun 6 2007 12:16 PM

you will be happy to know, i just had a checkup and all looks good. i will however come out from hiding in 7 days when school is finally over....how are things on your end?
Aidan





Jun 5 2007 9:49 PM

if you happen to be up anytime between 2:30 am and 4:30 am tonight (technically wenesday morning), give me a ring. we should meet up.
i'm downtown with one of my lighting gigs, and if you're an insomniac tonight, maybe we could get food?
Mikel





May 29 2007 6:19 AM

my new word for breasts:

Jiggly Pigs.

Just thought I should share that with you.

LoveandMisses.
kati j. <3





May 19 2007 2:48 PM

hay! so i'm bummed i missed antm, BUT let's watch some other show wednesdays??? <3<3<3
Brushthrower





May 18 2007 9:37 AM

New hair!!! Big glasses!!!
Mikel





May 17 2007 1:38 AM


Doesn't this just say it all?
megasus





May 12 2007 10:13 AM

All right, so enter 'weirded' out music here. On my to-do list today: write a much over-due perfectly delightful letter to my dearest, darlingest Stick jr.

ba bum bum. (p.s. that was my weirded out music.)

hazaa! let the rekindling begin!
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