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Brett Gelman
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Brett Gelman I don’t know what I love more mac n’ cheese, or white slavery?

Male
33 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 10/13/2009
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BioBrett Gelman is always up to lots of things all around New York City. Brett just wrapped on shooting a movie Watching The Detectives, starring Cillian Murphy and Lucy Liu. Brett has also made TV appearances on The Colbert Report and Conan O'Brian. He performed in The Marijuanalogues both Off Broadway and on tour with Tommy motherfuckin' Chong. Brett performs at festivals and colleges as a member of Horatio Sanz's Original Kings Of Improv. Brett can be seen on Comedy Central's Motherload (www.comedycentral.com/motherload) in the Web Show, Honesty. You can check out his hip hop group, Cracked Out's web site at crackedouthiphop.com. Brett is a member of The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Every Friday, at UCB, he performs with his improv group Death By Roo Roo. He is a member of the sketch comedy group The Brighter Side, whose shows you can also catch at the UCB. Brett performs in the long running hit UCB show, Asssscat, Sunday Nights. Brett can be seen around town perfoming in New York's best comedy shows.
Websitecrackedouthiphop.com
InfluencesThe Marx Brothers, Bill Murray, Peter Sellers, Mel Brooks, Woody Allen, Monty Python, Eddie Murphy, Gene Wilder, John Belushi, the original SNL cast, Jack Nicholson, Matt Groening, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and the UCB.
MembersThe Brighter Side, Cracked Out, Death By Roo Roo, Horatio Sanz And The Original Kings Of Improv, Spec Script.
TV ShowsThe Colbert Report, Conan O'Brian.
FilmsThe upcoming Watching The Detectives, Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story (starring Rob Cordry)
AlbumsCrackaz

    Brett Gelman's Interests
GeneralFun. Serious.
MusicBiggie Smalls, Wu (especially ODB and Ghostface), Nas, Tribe Called Quest, Gang Starr, KRS ONE/Boogie Down Productions, Slick Rick, Kool G Rap and DJ Polo, Jay Z, Jeru The Damaja, NWA, Dre, Snoop, Ice Cube, Mobb Deep, Redman, Slim Shady, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie, EPMD, Busta Rhymes, Madlib, Outkast, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Clipse, Lady Sovereign, Missy Elliott, Too Short, MF Doom, Johnny Cash, Lauren Hill, David Bowie, T Rex, Fugazi, The Pixies, Elvis Costello, the Ramones, The Fucking Champs, Nirvana, Built To Spill, The Nation Of Ulysses, Beat Happening, The Halo Benders, Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys, Iggy Pop, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, Magnetic Fields, Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson, Elvis Costello, Funkadleic, Curtis Mayfield and The Impressions, Tom Waits, the Misfits, Stevie Wonder, Sam Cook, Marvin Gaye, Nina Simone, Queen, Bob Dylan, Slayer, G N' R, Metallica, Bruce Springsteen, The Damned, The Sex Pistols, Duran Duran, Beethoven. Pretty much every kind of music except yuppy rock bands, jam bands, and Yanni (though I dig his style).
MoviesThe Producers, Young Frankentstein, Blazing Saddles, A Night At The Opera, Duck Soup, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Stardust Memories, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Lost In Translation, Dr. Strangelove, The Pink Panther Movies, Being There, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Dog Day Afternoon, Network, Raging Bull, Good Fellas, Ed Wood, Once Upon A Time In The West, MASH, The Dresser, This Is Spinal Tap, The Royal Tenenbaums, All About Eve, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Last Detail, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Evil Dead 2, The Lord Of The Rings, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Windy City Heat, The Departed.
TelevisionThe Simpsons, Mr. Show, SNL, Freaks And Geeks, Deadwood, The Office (British), All In The Family, Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Lost, Chappelle, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, Kids In The Hall, Snuff Box, Cheers, Wondershowzen, The Sopranos, Extras, The Muppet Show, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Sesame Street, The Young Ones, Nathan Barley, Jam, The Mighty Boosh.
BooksJ.D. Salinger, The Master and Margarita, East Of Eden, Portnoy's Complaint
HeroesFirst and foremost my motherfuckin' familia!!!!!!The Marx Brothers, Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellars, The Notorious B.I.G., Old Dirty Bastard.
Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestCooper Manning Fan Club!

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     Brett Gelman's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Shitbagville
Body type:Body builder
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Fonzie Impersonator

   Brett Gelman's Companies
Cracked Out, Death By Roo Roo, The Kings Of Improv, Death By Crack Kids
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Friday, June 22, Death By Roo Roo and Special Cracked Out Show  (view more)

SHOUT OUT IN AN ARTICLE IN THE VILLAGE VOICE ON THE HUMAN GIANT 24 HOUR MARATHON  (view more)

Skip N Dales on Funny Or Die  (view more)

Billy Crystal stuck in an elevator with a guy who has no idea who he is.  (view more)

I'm In Jonah Ray's superdeluxe.com webisode.  (view more)

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About me:
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CHECK OUT CRACKED OUT PERFORMING LIVE WITH HUMAN GIANT ON MTV.COM (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1560050&vid=150016).
Who I'd like to meet:
Mr. Money!

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G-Lenny

G-Lenny



Oct 29 2008 9:13 AM

Awesome hosting bit tonight, you and Jon are the shit!
jesse

jesse



Aug 14 2008 5:02 AM

ur a menacing pirate and thanks to you i will never trust a cyber clam again
Jeffrey K. Tribble

Jeff Tribble



Jul 26 2008 3:41 AM

Nice job on the Fat Guy episode.
I cant wait to watch it on my tele-v
POLINA

polina roytman



Jul 2 2008 6:13 PM

Sorry you didn't make it to the wrap party but hope all is well :)
POLINA

polina roytman



Jun 23 2008 10:01 PM

It was a pleasure working with you and see you at the wrap party :)
Sean O’Connor

Sean O’Connor



Jun 18 2008 3:32 AM

moving? ugh. just as this was working.
curtis

curtis



Jun 6 2008 11:20 PM

any good salads lately?
Filthy Hot Mess

Kendall McKenzie



May 30 2008 2:15 PM

Thanks for the showz last night. It was good to talk for more than 5 minutes and really catch up.

Also, don't go to LA. I mean, I'm totally all "Yeah! Go West, young man! Follow your dream! Manifest destiny!" But the selfish bitch in me is like "hey LA, stop stealing all our good comedians, asshole. Who's going to make me laugh now?"

Why risk becoming famous and wildly successful when you can live in a city where 100 square feet costs two grand a month and people grope you on the subway and the weather only slightly resembles hell? C'mon, don't be a pussy!
Steve Agee

Steve Agee



May 27 2008 7:52 PM

listen dude, you've been talking about moving to LA for a year now.
I'll believe it when I see it
Heather Fink

Heather  Fink



May 13 2008 9:10 PM

when i got damsel in distress on stage, you said what needed to be said!
thanks again ...
Tacks,

Tacks,



Apr 17 2008 5:26 PM

johnny new york!
You Can Be A Wesley

You Can Be A Wesley



Apr 14 2008 7:25 PM

you're all over the place! I think that's neat. keep doing the doing.

-saara
Mell

Mell



Apr 12 2008 4:37 AM

Hey Brett,

Thanks for the add.. and you should grow your hair out.. the shavedness makes you look much older then you are... :o)

Just a random female fan,
Mell.
Mell

Mell



Apr 11 2008 11:20 PM

Don't you want to know how cool I am :o) go to my page and check me out.. oh yes.. you will blush... or something..

haha..
yourfriend Meg

yourfriend Meg



Apr 9 2008 1:01 AM

dear brett gelman,

there are many things working against us. to name a couple:

you are 31. i'm 19.
you live in new york city. i live in boston.


however...
i believe in many ways we are the same person.

love,
meg
MIZ CONSCIENCE

MIZ CONSCIENCE



Apr 6 2008 10:20 PM

Thanks for the add! You look great in the Take 5 promos!!
Debbie Shea

Debbie Shea



Apr 7 2008 4:02 AM

Hi Brett, How ah ya?
Matthew Lee.mpeg

MAtthew LEe



Apr 6 2008 2:13 PM

Thaks for the ADD!

Now make me laugh funny man.

Ok you did.. Thnaks!!
MRR

MRR



Apr 1 2008 7:44 PM

Hey, Brett. Glad to see things are going well. Take care.

Mikki
Bishop and Douch

Bishop and Douch



Mar 28 2008 10:16 PM

Thanks for having us at Gelmania...even though you wern't there.
We had a blast!
Matt Braunger

Matt Braunger



Mar 22 2008 9:58 PM

Good job hosting Cavalcade when I was there last week. Only thing, I think when you're doing that character you should literally slap audience members.
:Karishma:

:Karishma:



Mar 16 2008 11:03 AM

HIIIIIIIII !!
Steve Agee

Steve Agee



Mar 13 2008 7:51 AM

what the hell is wrong with you?
SWEARBEAR.com

SWEARBEAR.com



Mar 6 2008 11:46 AM

1000 cats, 9000 lives ! Robot Cats! Roller Skating Cats! Great performance!
congrats!
Mikey McKernan

Mikey McKernan



Mar 6 2008 8:45 PM

high.
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