I am a dynamic figure, often seen making deals and coming up with get-rich quick schemes. I have been known to remodel Corporate IT on my lunch breaks, making it more efficient in the area of software development. I translate ethnic slurs for kalu's, will soon write award-winning novels, and I manage time inefficiently. Occasionally, I sleep on the couch while watching Seinfeld (TBS reruns). Using only a #2 pencil and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly passed the mean and ugly PMP Certification. I play basketball (chyea right!), I was scouted by the lakers, the summer league YMCA team of course...I am the subject of numerous documentaries amongst friends. When I'm bored, I build and destroy electronics. I enjoy a nice cool refresing Mohito. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless e-bayer. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of Banana Republic evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I recieve fan mail. Last summer I toured Washington, DC with a traveling in a centrifugal-force pattern. I swim the 100m breaststroke in 1:15. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read/saw the movie Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to sleep 12 hours. I sleep all week; and when I do sleep, I sleep on the sofa. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trumpet playing, I can pilot my huffy bike up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Samosas in twenty minutes. I am an expert in deals, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Bombay. The laws do NOT apply to me. A Party enthusiast. Socialite. Music devotee. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I am a naturally inquisitive person and I think thats why my job suits me very well. I smile on command :-) I really like those starbucks coffee frappucucinno's in small bottles. I have been an elite member of the friendster community ever since the inception of friendster. Other than that, I am tall. I have two different colored eyes. I am a social butterfly (male butterfly though). I am trustworthy & non-judgmental. I indulge in the beauty of nature. I take random pictures. I hate getting up in the morning. I am a picky eater. I love Jamba Juice. I can be a workaholic. I have lived in a lot of different places. When bored, I build and destroy gadgets. I dont perspire easily, and when i do, its only in selected places througout my body. Women trust me. I frequently travel between Los Angeles & San Francisco. I once saw 6 movies in one day. Laws do not apply to me. bob once said: You are a certified PIMP minus the "i" So dont be shy. Message me. I dont bite. "Mistakes dont matter. Its the consequences we have to live by." "It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives." "My Karma ran over your dogma" "Preet, bro, there is nothing better than living a sober life. But then again, it gets boring after a while." -Anonymous Desh Mere Diya Kudia Vekhlo, Sohniya tey Mutiarah! Ni Maaday Munday Naal Gall Na Kardiyah? Ho Maaday Munday Naal Gall Na Kardiyah, Changeya Naal Vichaara Changa ban Mitrah, Siftah Karn Giya Naaranh!

No one in particular. I wont mind meeting old friends, and make some new ones along the way. Well my dream would be to meet any one of the four girls from the Fanta commercial! DoNT yA WoNaA FanTa FaNTa, d0nT yA WoNnNaA!? Looking to meet some honest, open minded folks with outgoing personalities.