About me:

CD Design and Graphics. Semi-retired folkie. Comedy writer and illustrator of funny books including 'The Fairly Truthful Guide To Geordie' and writer of the Fairly Truthful Tales series of monologues you may have heard on BBC Radio. 'The Secret Life Of Walter's Mittens' 'Aunt Edie's Last Ride' 'The Lion The Witch And The Warburtons' and many many more - http://www.garyhogg.co.uk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- I do illustration and graphics work so: website design, cool CD packages, logos, Tshirts, gig leaflets, posters, flyers. Cartoons for all projects; from kids colouring books, greetings cards, school books -through to adult comedy. I work very very cheap and I'm such a nice bloke. Have a look at my website to view my work. I hope the funny bits make you laugh. http://www.garyhogg.co.uk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also part of a professional film making crew - video for training and promo DVDs (Broadcast standard, none of your cheap amateurish wedding video crap)Latest Hi-spec cameras, lighting, sound and editing equipment. Again check my website....---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm single again and living with Bessiedog on the North East coast. I don't do one night stands or online dating. Thanks for reading this far. Have a happy day!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISLIKES: Bastards that download music for free from file sharing sites rather than supporting talented people Also Yobs, yobbish behaviour, inconsiderate people, litter droppers, drunks, charvas (chavs), bigheads, dickheads, women who think pouting is more atractive than smiling, shoplifters, our litigious society, television programmes that feature all of the above, cauliflower, pineapple fritters - that sort of thing.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DON'T UNDERSTAND: Modern Jazz, some modern poetry, Radiohead, Morrissey, Dennis Wise, people who want to live in s*nd*rl*nd, playstations, accountancy, cauliflower etc.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------