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Chippy McGuinness
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You can't play it safe and still go down in history.
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36 jaar oud
L.A., California
Verenigde Staten
Laatste login: 21-10-2009
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Chippy McGuinness : Interesses
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| Algemeen | Judging the weaknesses of others, alcoholism, posting bail, memory lapses, Burger King, mobile home architecture, hockey fights, getting away with it. | | Films | Slap Shot, Rocky, Battle Royale, Schindler's List. | | Boeken | It helps if they have pictures. | | Helden | Don Cherry, Dave Schultz, Bobby Clarke. |
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Chippy McGuinness :Gegevens
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| Status: | Gescheiden | | Hier voor: | Vrienden | | Geaardheid: | Hetero | | Etnische achtergrond: | Blank | | Religie: | Atheïst | | Sterrenbeeld: | Boogschutter | | Roken / drinken: | Ja / Ja | | Kinderen: | Ik wil geen kinderen | | Beroep: | Sports writer |
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Chippy McGuinness really hates pre-season sports. Op 14.sep.2009
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Chippy McGuinness : Blurb |
Info over mijzelf:
After her mother learned that "chippy" meant both "disagreeable person" and "whore," she could think of no word more appropriate to describe her bastard seed conceived during an ill-advised encounter in a portable toilet at the Dallas County Rodeo in 1972. When Chippy's uncle, Cletus McGuinness, Esq., took her to her first drunken mechanical bull riding contest at Duke's Stumble Inn and Saloon when she was just three years old, she knew from that moment on what she wanted to do in life. The prostitution only followed by accident. A deliberately under-educated sports enthusiast, she strives to maintain her mediocrity, despite having recently earned the McGuinness Clan distinction of being the first person in that family to move into a home that was not on wheels since 1862. A discriminating connoisseur of deep fried food-like products, she is also the accomplished author of the Zamboni series of children's books, which include the titles Gary Bettman Goes Squish, Bobby Hull Bankrupts the Tooth Fairy and It's Hard to be a Homo in the NHL, among others. Chippy is also wont to ponder some of life's more profound mysteries, such as why all the onion rings at Burger King are the same size.
Most recently, she has begun research on her first work of non-fiction entitled Eric Lindros: Piece of Shit, which is tentatively scheduled for release in early 2011.
Ever the civic-minded individual, she is currently aggressively lobbying both the United States Congress and Canadian Parliament to have the death penalty instated for hockey players who turtle. You can read her searing and original insights into the world of sports (and by "sports," Chippy generally means "hockey") at kensocrates.com
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Wie ik zou willen ontmoeten:
The Philadelphia Flyers, circa 1974-76, my real Dad.
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