band like butter. butter good. seawood salad seeeeeizzze. we make munchkins like doughy bible. practice unto perfect. .arch for nickels. ;arch for dimes. ,arch for months and months and monthss w/ nooo say, indo. it not who you speak for cause major maluction – it be size and strength of casher. praise b rejunion. we dash in at just rite note. ppplease no. again?
DUDE - yer frickin' wife is AWESOME! And, you know how I feel about the band. So, can we please stop playing hard to get and get a bay area gig on the calendar?! And, bring your wife, so we can twirl it up and shit! Sheesh! What's it been >1 year since you played these parts? Not asking for a kidney here...just a gig. No livers...just some tunes...and bring yer wife. Jerk!
Well, fuck me in the ear! This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. As if I didn't love you enough already...yer shit talkin NY just put me over the edge. On another topic, I was Yelping "gentleman's clubs" for Warren and Wes' impending visit. You know...trying to be a better host than when you were here. I've established some rules. 1 - Don't get blackout drunk. 2 - Do not urinate in plastic bags in your own or anyone elses car. 3 - Keep the vomiting to a minimum.
i heard that "flicker" is dutch slang for really really gay. so, i put some new pictures of you boys on flickr. i like thinking of no go know as the forbidden pleasures of the dutch.
Thanks for bringing it to Denver not only once but twice. We are getting ready for Monolith and if you guys are back on the road you know you have a place to stay!
Scott and Mark watch as a State College Douchebag tries to put the moves on Meg. I kind of thought Scott was going to dive off the stage and impale the guy with his guitar, and I tried to play in a way that would encourage this.
I just went a lil' wee-wee in me pants watching that. Funniest shit evah! Meg's email subject makes so much more sense now. Ha-Ha! So hey, I'm friends with your wife on the myspace. She wants me to be friends on the FB, but I deleted in protest. We should be friends in the real world where there's whiskey and stuff. So get your asses back out on the road and to CA w/yer wife for a show. OK?! Thank you very much. P.S. Baseball rules yer face! SPPPPPTTTTTHHHHH!
That article is hysterical and very complementary! Nice press! Wish I could've made the trek to Reno. Had a date w/my dog and a baseball game, though. I can hear you scoffing whilst you read that. I know - you HATE baseball, and baseball w/dogs is just plain weird. It was fun/funny, though. Hope tour was great!