In 2001, I worked at a store in Seattle that had a photobooth. We sold weird novelty items, but not gross stuff like fake vomit or dog poop. One night, these two people came in (very rich and very drunk) looking to specifically buy fake dog poop:
Anyway, as I said, they were drunk, and after taking these photos, they decided to hide them on one of our product shelves. They thought nobody heard them, but I did. I grabbed it. About half an hour later, they came back searching for it, but didn't find it, and left in a hurry.
found audio 1st person: yesterday i was babysitting and this 3 year old boy asked me how girls pee without a penis - where does the pee come out? of their nose? their ears?
