Darren ..1 - sings and strings
Darrin ..2 - strings and sings
Rob - thicker strings never sings
Grinny - hits and sticks
Invloeden
Old ladies with "bingo wings", Nofx, fresh lettuce on a good sandwich, Pulley, The Clash, Screeching Weasel, SNFU, BR, old A.F.I., the Dickies, bad relationships with worse women, smoking, self criticism, alcohol, working too much, sarcasm, lifetime unachievements, other random name dropping, playing with marbles, drinking rain, and sensory deprivation isolation chambers; overheated with limited oxygen. Also, the Pilsbury Doughboy's mischievous evil twin and that old SNL sketch (circa 1991) with the "I'm a Happy Puppy Dog!" jingle... You know the one... Ah hell, we'll just cover it if you don't and Maidlow can sing it.
First formed in St.Albert in 1998, this legion of defenders of left-wing justice find themselves called together again to right wrongs and play songs.
Feel the fury of the unstoppable "Log Drivers Waltz" played at mach 10. Quiver in anticipation as the almighty B.W. propels breakneck speeds as the double Darr(i/e)ns assault your eardrums with mind racking guitaryness. Some lumpy guy plays bass, he's ok.
Evil doers beware! the mighty Midget Militia has been reborn! this time they can even play their instruments and are often SOBER! well, sometimes at least.
Some of us even went to college! none of us finished, but still.. you know... we tried. It was ok.
Theres some demos lying around, unfortunately they aren't uploaded. Myspace fears new things? Maybe, or maybe if all the pedophiles with topless bathroom mirror pictures quit the servers wouldn't be so overloaded, that seems far more reasonable to me. Have you seen my new pic's? they're fuckin awesome, I'm topless in the bathroom! GRRR muscles and tribal tats!!!
check your damn myspace. i wanna do a gig on the 18the with you guys at the wunderbar. w down the hatch. i got the poster made up and your on it, so please say yes..... pweeeeesase?
wo im one of your top friends you guys are awsome we need to play a show together stat as in statistically faster than slow in which i mean this monthish CHOW
