By the late 1950's shadow factions within the U.S. government had reverse engineered technology that could take a human crew to the moon and back in under three hours.
By cheating Einstein's general theory of relativity, exotic craft with localized gravity and inertia dampening fields were soon taking select groups of "test" pilots even further into our solar system.
Four such men, who left the ongoing program in 2003, have recently surfaced.
Strange that earth's true history will now finally be revealed...
Not by the aliens themselves landing on the White House lawn, but rather by former Naval Space Command pilots armed solely with guitars and a drum kit.
Jeff, I got your message the other day. I am so sorry for you! Being forced to go to Vegas for business purposes and having to deal with hundreds of attractive, barely dressed ladies is a bummer. It's a hard-knocked life, my friend... ;)
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