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Jade Isphixin's Interests
General
Travelling, Gigs, Sleep, Being Free, Reading, Fantasy, Martial arts, Vikings, Re-enactment battles, Festivals, Tattooing, Piercing, Dragons, Whips, Chains, Rope, Bondage, Fire, Adrenaline, Ancient History & Mythology, Singing, Being a nerd on the internet, Engines, Weapons, Art, Photography, Journalism, Anime, Nature Views, Rollerblading, Motorbikes, Paddlepools, Mud Wrestling, Mechanics, Snowball Fights, Dancing, Animals, Natural Therapy, Naturopathy and Chinese Herbology, Forests, Real estate, Astronomy, Psychology, Philosophy, Gardens, Explosions, Keyboards, Guitars, Drums, Drugs, Hammocks, Downhill bike riding, Autopsies, Supernatural experiences, Really gory horror movies and Writing.
Music
Metal is the reason I wake up in the morning. It gives me peace, inspiration and motivation.
Death & Melodic Death Black Folk Progressive
As a rule I hate Powermetal, Hardcore/Emo/Crap, Hip Hop, Regae and Ska. A few Powermetal bands escape the rule though.
Interested also in Classical, Opera, Jazz, Blues, RnB, Industrial, Traditional Folk, Soundtracks, Rock, Pop, and those rainforest panflute cds with birds and whale songs.
Basically I like a little of everything and know shit all about most of it. If it's weird it's usually good.
TYR - Regin Smiður (Masters Of Rock 07)
Movies
Star Wars, The Princess Bride, Gladiator, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Ten Things I Hate About You, 13th Warrior, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, All Alien, Predator I and Alien Vs Predator, FINDING NEMO, Much Ado About Nothing, Hostel, Desperado, Fifth Element, Jay and Silent Bob and anything to do with, Queen of the Damned, Pitch Black, Lord of the Rings, Last of the Mohiccans, ICE AGE!!, Wolf Creek, Vlad the Impaler, The early Disney collection, Mulan!, The Hills Have Eyes, Really Gory Horror!! No plastic please..
Anything with Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Arnie, Stalone, Van Damme, Val Kilmer and Alan Rickman is enjoyable.
Television
!!!!SAILOR MOON!!!! Red Vs Blue, Death Note, Great Teacher Onizuka, Tsukikage Ran, Wolf's Rain, Chobits, Mahoromatic, Metalocalypse, Heros, Buffy, Xena, Charmed, Stargate SG-1, Happy Tree Friends! Oz, Numbers, FAMILY GUY!! Futurama, South Park, Becker, Frasier, Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, The Dudesons, National Geographic, Discovery.
...and every now and again Australian Idol...
Books
RAYMOND E. FEIST, Lian Hearn,
Anne McCaffrey, JANNY WURTS, DAVID EDDINGS, Jean M. Auel, Robin Hobb, Guy Gavriel Kay, Jaqueline Carey, Isobelle Carmody, KATHARINE KERR, Maggie Furey, Julian May, George R. R. Martin, Mercedes Lackey, BRIAN JAQUES, Laurel K. Hamilton.
Sexy Losers, Cyanide and Happiness.
Currently reading:
The Last Light Of The Sun by Guy Gavriel Kay
Heroes
BOBA FETT
SPARHAWK - from David Eddings's "The Elenium"
MY MUM
AYLA - from Jean M. Auel's "Clan of the Cavebear"
SAILOR MOON
PREDATOR
LARA CROFT
JET LI
WARNING:
Contents under pressure. Attitude may go off causing serious injury if agitated.
I'm a metalhead from Sydney Australia and I am currently travelling europe, residing for the moment in lovely rainy Norway.
I'm quite cynical, a smartass and always taking the piss out of people but generally I'm a nice person. Until you piss me off anyway. I have many different confusing personalities, kind of like facets on a cut stone.
I'm crazy, intelligent, pretty weird, violently inclined, creative, hyperactive, unmotivated, judgemental, dry humoured and absent minded. I can also be tallented when I give a damn enough to try but mostly I can't be assed.
My current dream is to become a pyschologist/natural therapist/acupuncturer/piercer/tattooist/botanist who owns her own metal club and plays in a band. Or five.
I have many plans for life with many options. In the end you never know where your road will lead you.
Fav things:
include listening to/watching/playing/writing music, gigs & festivals, hanging out with mates, martial arts, dancing, playing pool, drinking mead/beer/Jack Daniels/Spiced rum, headbanging, raiding people's gardens when drunk, dressing up for the sake of it, going on random missions (to your Mum's house...), concucting evil plans, sleeping, relaxing in natural surroundings, creating weird ideas and reading sci-fi fantasy.
Tavel Exporations:
Oslo and Hornnes, NORWAY - June 2008
Helsinki and Tuska Open Air, FINLAND - June/July 2008
Stockholm, SWEDEN - July 2008
Katowice, POLAND - July 2008
Tolmin and Metalcamp, SLOVENIA - July 2008
Venice, Cortona, Rome, Florence, Como and Milan, ITALY - July 2008
Eindhoven and Amsterdam, NETHERLANDS - July 2008
Hamburg and Wacken Open Air, GERMANY - August 2008
Oslo and Hornnes, NORWAY - August 2008
Perth, Glasgow and Edinburgh SCOTLAND - December 2007 to June 2008
London and Chelmsford Essex ENGLAND - August to December 2007
Hamburg and Wacken GERMANY (Wacken Open Air Festival) - August 2007
Venice ITALY (DO NOT GO HERE!!) - July 2007
Tolmin SLOVENIA <3(METALCAMP!)<3 - July 2007
Somewhere in CZECH (Masters Of Rock Festival) - July 2007
Vienna AUSTRIA - July 2007
Warsaw and Katowice POLAND (My 21st) - July 2007 Oslo NORWAY <3 - July 2007
Stockholm SWEDEN - July 2007
Helsinki FINLAND (Tuska Open Air Festival)<3 - June 2007
Older:
Goldcoast, Norfolk Island, Byron Bay, Perth, The Wattigans, Janolan Caves, Perisher, Adelaide, Canberra and a lot of places I don't know the names of through-out the years in AUSTRALIA.
Motorbike tour from New Dehli INDIA through to KASHMIR and back again. - June & July (My 16th Birthday at the Taj Mahal) 2002
FIJI 1999
BALI 1995
Earth is too small...
Who I'd like to meet:
The stingray that killed Steve Irwin. Goddamn that thing deserves to live out its days in a shrine. Bless its little heart. And spine.
Intelligent evil people with a twisted sense of humour. People who can make me think. Kickass metalheads who know how to have a good time and don't take life too seriously. (Or their fan numbers) Someone who can speak fluent Elvish would make me fall over out of joy. Tattooists, Piercers, Expressionists of body art in general. Anyone who can shock me in the world of bizzare and grotesque.
Someone who knows how to use a fucken sword WELL and can teach me. And how to use a battle axe, twin knives, crossbow and spear while they're at it. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WORTHWHILE CONTACT ME PLEASE!
Any of my fav writers, artists, philosophers and inspirations. This is everything from Luis Royo to Shakespear.
An actual real no joke Viking, Vampire, Demon, Mermaid, Elf and God. Also a member of the original Illuminati.
Shock me people!!! For the love of cheese give me something different!
Keep the metal deep and brutal, keep the laughter rising, the light in the doorway shining and never let the darkness consume your soul.
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ONLY ONE SPECIES HAS THE POWER TO PROTECT THEM ALL. Us. Think about it.
Sweden was awesome. It was mostly meeting lots of new family (my great uncle and shit) but its a great place and i'm gona go back to explore more one day!
Ya maybe thats a good idea, plus if the world ends, we won't get to play the 3 new songs we have. But ya just pretend you didn't hear that...
hei hei hunnie ^^ ♥ well, i had a lot of fun in austria, thanks :D and u? how's goin' your summer? Well, i think i will not go to London because i have another travel with friends XDDDD we'll go to the sea :D do u know Ischia..? Rome is bad... i don't like it because people don't care about the city :( is sad....
well... now i'm fall in love for one guy who looks like tuomas (but is an ex boyfriend of mine, we were togheter until 3 years ago...)... it's a long story, too sad. for the rest... i'm workin' a lot and i'm goin' everywhere with my friend XD on november i'll go to listen children of bodom in Milan and also Dark Tranquillity in Rome... maybe in Milan, too, but donnow, it depends by my holidays XD and maybe next year i'll go to finland on spring... but i think u know this, gh :p and i'm scared by tha aeroplane XDDDDD and u? projects?
awww, i envious you're in Oslo >.< here the air is too hot, do u remember it? ahah XD and i miss some cold air.. in austria it was cold. U_U and i miss it, as usual :'(
don't worry, when i'll be on msn and i'll see u there i'll remember you about the pics in rome, eheh :D and i hope we meet again (with a better language, about mine -.-) take care :***** ♥
nah jellyfishes got me barely on an ankle the first time, but they got me quite well the second, caus I was so "lucky" that they got both my knees cause the little bitch hit them because of a wave -.-' the usual superlucky girl... I even sunburned my ass XD
Why don't you just ask your brother to come to Europe?:P That way, he won't be home, and you can go to metalfest:O I'M A GENIUS
And fuck photobucket, I can still pay you back:D See, I can comment back on your comments:P So you'll get like 100 new messages woooo. But yeah, I still need those puddlepictures. Did the same at Wacken btw, the one day when it got really muddy and we were walking to the festivalarea, fucking crowded on the road towards it, so yeah. FUN TIMES
hey hun ^^ I'm chilling out in venice right now... I know you don't like the place, but to stay here live a non tourist it's just pure relax... I go to the beach and tan myself, swim, get in contact with jellyfihses... damend them XD tehy got me on both legs -.-'
anyway, yeah, lucky you weren't me, after all I'm a pacific person.. I just ignore haters :P
loads of kisses and I hope to see you again before you leave ;)
Oh yeah, right. OMGZ THANK YOU FOR ALL THE COMMENTS YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!! I hope you realise though, that as soon as I have time, I'll comment back on ALL your comments:D Think I got about 100+ mails, so THERE.:D Oh btw, in case you're still in Europe in December, MARDUK IS DOING A TOUR WITH ehmmm Keep of Kalessin, Kataklysm,Morbid Angel and a few more bands, woooooo!
Jesus, woman. ARE YOU BORED OR SOMETHING?!:P My internet died like half an hour ago, so I helped my mom making dinner, and when I came back I had 67 new mails, ALL FROM YOUR COMMENTS xD
wifeeeeeeeeeeeey damn cold! thanks for the pic comment it didnt tell me you sent 1 until i was checking my pix hehe. :) new dress lol how are you? hows norway? :) missyou! are you going to be here in april? :) x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x
lifes good for some! id rather be traveling then doing stuff on myspace haha. As to the reunion donno never went. Not into the whole lets suck up to old "friends" thing. only thing i do know for sure is that to many of them are still alive that should have died a long time ago haha. Hope your still having a blast and dont forget i owe you a beer when you get back! But take your time. Nothing ever changes here haha.
forgot to say that there were a couple of german bitches at my back talking clearly shit about us, and I guess having something against the lenght of my skirt, soooo wanted to bite their head off, but I just ignored them... duh -. -'
hey hun!!! went to century media gig tonight, didn't pissed him off too much though, you know me :P
lola went to lost and found with a couple of the guys, me and the other preferred to go home, tomorrow last day here and we have a lot of things to do ;) the gig was ptrtty good, pity that as usual petri's guitar and voice where barely audible -.- the new songs kick ass live ;)
Hey Jadeee! i m in Finland with marta and my friends :D i am still very tired from wacken, but i try to enjoy the holiday. yesterday we met vreth from finntroll :D Btw, how are u? kisses Lola
when are you going to america?!?! I'm going home august 21st! aww I miss you so I met a s. african metal head that looks like toki sadly I don't think he can gives himselfs reel coool blow jobs!
heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hun!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how are u? hehe i'm doin' nothing of special :p i was come back from austria yesterday and i'm a little bit sad for this :'( sigh... but i'm thinkin' to go to Ischia on september >:D do u know ischia? is a wonderful place ♥ and maybe i'll go to london and germany too but i donnow eheh, summer is tooooooooooooooooooo long, yuhu :D and u? how are u? how's goin' your summer???? hope u've fun, take care :*****
