Special Agent Jackass
"I think I've lost interest in muffins. "

Male
29 years old
Victoria, British Columbia
Canada



Last Login: 9/8/2008
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    Special Agent Jackass's Interests
GeneralMusic, Comics, WW2 Propaganda art, Zombies, Foosball, telepathy, UFOs, solitude, mental hygene vides, art, psychology, B grade Kung-Fu, sociology, painting, clever t-shirts slogans, murder ballads, hign kicking contests, music, weird and awful social trends, The Church of The Subgenius, shiny objects, Special effects make-up, writing, the record label, playing a competitive game of 'peanut or raisin'....
Music

To get really specific - check out my MOG profile. I think it just may be more addictive then crack - or Myspace, beyond that - any band on Self Righteous Records

MoviesJacob's Ladder, The royal Tenenbaums, Blue Velvet, The Sweet & Low Down, Gambling Gods & LSD, Blue Velvet, Tod Browning's Freaks, Leolo, Harold And Maude, The warriors, The Jerk, Airplane, Shawn Of The Dead, Even Dwarves Started Small, 28 days later, Mystery Train, F/911, Mulholland Drive, True Romance, Big bad Love, Battle Royale, Down By Law, Barfly, Fightclub, Back To The Beach, Punch Drunk Love, Twilight Zone The Movie
TelevisionOz, Carnivale, The Office (US version), Dead Like Me, Twin Peaks, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Degrassi High
BooksI Am Secretly An Important Man - Steven Jesse Bernstein, Thus Spoke Zarathustra - Nietzsche, Any Erich Von Daneken (he's a weirdo), Henry miller, William S. Burroughs, Cash by Johnny Cash, Society Of The Spectacle - Guy Dubord, Notes From The Underground - Dostoevsky, Sin City - Frank Miller, The Book Of Subgenius, Craphound magazine
HeroesRichard Proenneke - The Alaskan hermit who created a log cabin with $40.00 and lived there for 30 years.
Groups: Victoria (van island) BCROCKABILLY CENTERRockabilly GroupThe British Columbia Organ GrindersSkank it!my BC spaceNickelback Sucks So Bad!NICKELBACK SUCKS!

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     Special Agent Jackass's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Victoria
Body type:Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Designer

   Special Agent Jackass's Schools
VICTORIA HIGH SCHOOL
Victoria, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
 

1996 to 1996
EDWARD MILNE COMMUNITY SCHOOL
Sooke, Canada
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Post Modernist Fuckery
 

1991 to 1995

   Special Agent Jackass's Networking
Publishing - Art - Graphic Designer
http://www.malcontent-media.com
Music - Marketing - Promotions
Self Righteous Records
Publishing - Editor - Managing
http://www.brandxmedia.ca

   Special Agent Jackass's Companies
Malcontent-Media
Victoria, BC CA
Founder/Designer

Brand X Media
Victoria, BC CA
Founder/Editor/Reviewer

Victoria Ska festival
Victoria, BC CA
Designer / Promoter

2003 - ????



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Self Righteous Records
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I once killed a man with a day old bear-claw and some quick thinking. I have no time in my life for british humor. At the age of nine I learned how to swallow swords. At the age of 24 I learned how to get them back out. With every passing day death by poisening from some member of the opposite sex seems almost an inevitable fate.I once ate a cockroach to win a bet and the guy stiffed me. He'll never walk again. I work as a graphic designer for a brokerege that sells snake oil to flakes, hiks and weirdos from the south and holland. I drink too much, I sleep too little, I'm alwayds late and I have a three legged chiuaua named tripod. When i was 2 years old i fell into a fireplace and my hair has stuck up ever since. One of my thumbs is on the wrong side of my hand so I can only hitchhike towards one direction which is how I ended up in Victoria British Columbia; a city famous for it's high number of satan worshippers, ww2 war criminals and old people. I am a graphic designer - my company is Malcontent Media most of what I do is web sites and gig posters. I also publish an online arts and music magazine called Brand X Media and also am the co-founder of an indie record label called Self Righteous Records
Who I'd like to meet:
My unborn twin brother

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The French Henry's





Jun 12 2008 9:35 PM

so uhhh, tell Tove we are playing a show. Make the posters, spread the word. It'll be the longest version of "Resume Maker" ever performed.
3 HOURS of pure awesome!
The Deletist





Dec 16 2007 9:14 AM

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!

Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.
The Deletist





Nov 4 2007 7:33 AM

i'm still recuperating.
ps. wearing a visor SUCKS ASS.
Sacred Order of the Verbal Jackals





Sep 23 2007 6:37 AM

Thanks for taking a chance and accepting our friend request.

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Check out our blog outlining our Mission and Purpose to receive 10% off all Intergalactic Family Shipping Plans!
Efe





Aug 16 2007 10:49 AM

Harro from Japan! Note with awe, the mighty power of (dun...dun du dun...) EBAY:
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Also, note shitty boombox in background, suitable for playing all this lo-fi stuff.
The Deletist





Aug 16 2007 6:25 AM

You should put up that picture of yourself smiling at the hotdogs roasting in 7-11.
Efe





Aug 4 2007 6:59 PM

Hope you accept vids!
The Lonesome Valley Singers





Jun 17 2007 6:46 PM

happy father's day, you human pooper scooper.
The Deletist





May 25 2007 6:33 AM

I found this on an old thread...how we met (my memory):

The Deletist- I saw jesse a few times before we started hanging out. The most memorable time though was on the city bus. he gave me a paper clip that he had bent up to look like a little tiny hanger. He said "Hey, Barbie Abortion".Then i saw him at King Villiage Chinese restaurant..we got drunk at a warf and listened to the Pixies while ignoring my drunk friend Andrea who didnt even know who the Pixies were.

some things never change.
The Lonesome Valley Singers





May 15 2007 5:27 AM

i finally saw the self-righteous records official mission statement and i had NO IDEA I WAS ON A NEO-NAZI RECORD LABEL!!!!!!!!!! boy is my face red. (with bloody sperm).
The Lonesome Valley Singers





May 14 2007 3:35 AM

happy mother's day, motherfucker!!!!!
CRACK HØRSE





May 3 2007 12:30 AM

Thanx for being a part of the ONE SONG EXPERIMENT!
Your support means a great deal to CRACK HORSE!
Hear "THIS SONG MIGHT SAVE THE PLANET!" and more!
You can buy tracks right this very minute and see the Crack Horse!

The Deletist





Apr 13 2007 6:01 AM

i put a spell on you. I made you fat, poor and dirty.

I made you Me.
Meatdraw





Apr 10 2007 7:10 AM

careful. no smart ass comments, or i'll screw up your myspace like i did chenery's
JiffySquidd





Apr 4 2007 4:41 PM

No, that's a myth. I just happen to know my limits, that's all. This error could very well cost you control of the universe, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and I, Megantron, shall rule supreme.
sara





Apr 3 2007 3:38 PM

we were creatures in a speading window cage. I didn't get to sit beside you the whole time. boo hoo.
R.E. Brown: the Sniveling Goat





Mar 24 2007 12:17 AM



I will be your monkey butler if you are my butler's monkey. Deal?
mrs. t





Mar 18 2007 11:22 AM

Am I really stoned or is your page blurry. We gotta hang out more call me.
Chelsea





Mar 13 2007 7:27 AM

Dave was tired tonight, so I changed his bum and put him in his crib. He cried himself to sleep. I went in and checked on him after a few hours, and as I stroked his temples, he smiled sweetly and murmured "I love you, Uncle Jesse."
The Deletist





Feb 27 2007 8:35 AM

I wish I had a fat picture of you I could post.

Payback time.
Melissa





Feb 25 2007 4:05 AM

Hi Jesse,
It's been soooo long...can't even recall the last time I saw you. Thank-you for your thoughts, I BELIEVE I am doing well...so that must count? Funny how you remember people...I will always remember you as the guy who whilst getting high in my 6x6ft bedroom with 15 people crowded all over each other...pipes up in the awkward silence "Now this is so very nice and cozy" Take Care ~Melissa~
Lou *9





Feb 22 2007 6:50 AM

sweet fucking hammer tux.
Bethy





Feb 21 2007 8:02 AM

um, hi, so like..thanks for having me at your party. I sure had a nice time, and liked your guinea pig.

Also, I um...I thought maybe you'd want to be friends on myspace. You don't have to. I'm not really that fun. Don't like...feel obligated. I'll probably just screw it up somehow..look..i'm just gonna go.

mrs. t