Josh Thomson
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Peep that freakin moustache.
Male
28 years old
Auckland
New Zealand
Last Login: 9/18/2009
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Josh Thomson's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | They can take the Tongan out of Dunedin but you can’t take the Dunedin out of the Tongan. A student of life albeit from the perspective of leaning on a bar and a bit of a ladies man if he must say so himself.
Certainly no ladies are saying it.
"Real good" - The Timaru Herald
"Man, I thought Brad Pitt was hot!" - Jrosh Thromson
"He really is a lot better looking than me" - Brad Pitt | | Website | aucklandactors.co.nz | | TV Shows | SERIES
Welcome to Paradise (2007)
John
The Man Event (2007)
Blue
Pop! Goes The Weasel (2007)
Maori Dude
Insert Video Here (2007)
As Myself
C4 48 Hours Special (2007)
As Myself
Brown Peril: The Tim Porch Story (2006
Tim Porch
Orange Roughies (2006)
Teina Bradbury
The Last Laugh (2006)
Presenter
KiwiFruits (2006)
Shane the Straight Guy
Sky Sports Awards (2005)
Irene Van Dyke
Havoc (2004)
Iranian Doctor
Pulp Comedy (2003/04)
Comedian
COMMERCIALS
Cash Converters (2007)
Big fat guy with big hair (Lead)
Fresh Up (2004)
Big fat guy with big hair (Lead)
McDonalds (2004)
Big fat guy with big hair (Lead)
MUSIC VIDEOS
"Lucy" by Goodshirt (2004)
Big fat guy with big hair in hospital bed | | Films | FEATURE FILM
The Devil Dared Me To (2007)
Chip Butler
Dating Blind (2003)
Bob
SHORT FILM
Brown Peril:The Tim Porch Story (2006)
Tim Porch
The Wet Round (2002)
Lead
The Shootmes (2001)
Lead
Daft (2001)
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Josh Thomson's Interests
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| General | Getting peeled with my superb friends, watching films, breakdancing, making stuff, babbling and scroggin.
Here's some shots of me at the New Zealand Comedy Awards 2006. Free Beer.
| | Music | The Roots, Black Seeds, Fat Freddy's Drop, Deja Voodoo, Al Green, James Brown, Parliament, Snoop Dogg, Faith No More, Sam Cooke, Ray Charles, Led Zepplin, Marvin Gaye, Bob Dylan, Rage Against The Machine, Dr Dre, Bob Marley, AC/DC, Toto, Dr Dre | | Movies | Shaft, Sin City, Anchorman, Labyrinth, Lord of The Rings, Island of Death, Rats: Night of Terror, Old Boy, Ong Bak, Half Baked, The Godfathers, Ninja Scroll, Fargo, Fighter in the Wind, Lemony Snickett, The Exorcist, Rocky, The French Connection, Glengarry Glenn Ross and Krull. | | Television | Look Around You, Sopranos, Lost, The Office, Samurai Jack, The Wombles, The Young Ones, The League of Gentlemen, Ali G, Seinfeld, Simpsons, The Chapele Show, Monty Python, Spaced | | Books | The last book I read was the Da Vinci Code. Stink. | | Heroes | Marlon Brando, Edmund Hillary, Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese, Coen Brothers, Jack Nicholson, Ed Harris, Frank from the dairy with the pies. |
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Josh Thomson's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Timaru | | Body type: | 5' 11" | | Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Actor/Comedian/Writer/Director |
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Josh Thomson's Schools
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University of Otago
Dunedin, All
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Arts - Theatre
Minor: Film
Clubs: Ass
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1999 to 2002 |
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Josh Thomson's Networking
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Film - Drama - Acting
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Check out http://www.aucklandactors.co.nz for my profile.
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Television - Talent - Comedian
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Professional Stand Up Comedian. Worked as MC for corporate gigs and as a headline act in various gigs on television and around the country
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Josh Thomson's Companies
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The Down Low Concept
Auckland, North Island NZ
Actor - Director - Producer - Editor - GFX - CamOp
Tim Porch, The Man Event, Pop! Goes the Weasel, The Radio Station, Savabloy
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TVNZ
Auckland, North Island NZ
Field Director - Producer - Editor - Writer
Taylormade Productions - Studio 2
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2005-2006
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Cream TV
Auckland, North Island NZ
Actor - Director - Editor - Office Design
Border Patrol, Last Laugh, Renters, Ten Years Younger
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2007
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C4
Auckland, North Island NZ
Field Director - DVCamOp
Insert Video Here
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Current
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Sky TV
Auckland, North Island NZ
Actor - Director - Editor - Producer
Peoples Choice Sports Awards Interstitials - Tui TV
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2006
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Saatchi & Saacthi
Auckland, North Island NZ
Actor - Director - Editor - Producer - CamOp
In House Production - Tui Ambercard Viral, Telecom 3G, Tui Conference DVD
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2006
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Maxxium Wines and Spirits
Auckland, North Island NZ
Producer
DVD Production, Famous Grouse, Mt Gay Rum
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2006
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RedTVStudios
Auckland, North Island NZ
Actor - Marketing
Ladies Night
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2007
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C4
Auckland, North Island NZ
Field and Studio Director - Cam Op - Editor - Writ
Jono's New Show
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2007
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Josh Thomson's Latest Blog Entry
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LADIES NIGHT
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**CLICK TO WATCH** Brown Peril: The Tim Porch Story
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About me:
Word.
I'm an actor, a stand-up comedian and director.
I was born in Timaru and spent 4 yrs in Dunedin getting blazed at Uni, before moving up to Auckland to get blazed at greater expense. Ma and Pa live in Timaru on the farm. One of my brothers is a fisherman, and the other is a plastic surgeon. Hilarious.
I like girls. I get on well with the ladies. I especially like ladies who I find attractive.
Most aren't quite the looker I am. I am stunning.
I was lucky enough to be in a short film last year which won the 48 hr flim festival in NZ. Check it out in my clips - Brown Peril: The Tim Porch Story
Now i clean the producers' dishes.
Really.
Check our steez.
The Down Low Concept Webpage
Recently I have been acting in and producing a series called The Man Event.It's me and three friends competing in manly events against each other, like "Following Directions", Animal Mastery", and "Getting Wood". It's less sexual than it sounds. We will be releasing the series soon on C4 and also on MySpace.
I have just started production on a a new show for C4. It has some cool cats working on it, Cori Gonzalez, Jimmy the Dwarf and the foxy Vicky Lee. It's hosted by Jono Pryor and is subsequently called "Jono's New Show".
We really aught to come up with something better.
I also do other stuff for money like paint houses and wash dishes. I've been acted in some crap TV, a couple of ads, and one feature film called The Devil Dared Me To, as a scooter stunt expert in the "Timaru Hellriders".
At the premiere I was asked to jump over the velvet ropes as a "stunt" for C4 Music Television. They said it would be funnier if I tripped. So with a beer in my hand I did a pretty unconvincing fall.
Unfortunately the rest of the media didn't know what I was doing and the next morning a report on bFM said "Actor Josh Thomson was so drunk that he fell and broke the stage by the red carpet and spilled beer all over the C4 camera crew".
By lunchtime I was getting calls to see if I was OK after breaking the stage then pulling down the press tent. By tea time I had pulled down a marquee and the next day my friend checked to see how I was handling things after breaking the stage and giving someone third degree burns.
The premiere was inside Sylvia Park mall leading up to a door of a muliplex, with no stage, no tent inside and definitely no burning people, but it's always nice to be labelled as the local drunk arsonist. Anyway the movie is choice.
Check out the OFFICIAL TRAILER, the guys from The Back of The Y made it. It's rad. It's in cinemas now. Go fucking see it.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Colonel Sanders. And he better be frontin' that mo.
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