Kings of the Hill
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Portland, Maine
United States



Last Login: 10/11/2009
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GeneralPhotobucket Red Light Revue - February 2008 Pass The Mic - June 2008 ~THE FLYERS~
MusicJustin Timberlake, James Brown, Rick Springfield, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Bobby Brown, Backstreet Boys, Boyz II Men, Cake, NSync, Village People,

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Hometown:Portland, ME
Zodiac Sign:Cancer



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.. Butch Strokenoff ................................Woodrow Wilson "Butch" Strokenoff was born July 6, 1971 just south of the Mason Dixon line. He earned the nickname Butch by the manly way he sucked his thumb as an infant. Ironically, this "manly" thumb-sucking continued well into his teens, where were it not for hypnotherapy and orthodonture, he may still be known as Sucky Bucky. Hurtful nicknames aside, Butch had a pretty good childhood. He spent most afternoons riding motorcycles, listening to heavy metal and throwing rocks at (flirting with) girls. He excelled at most sports, but only really ever felt totally connected to darts. Darts drew him, at an early age, to the smokey bar scene of his hometown. Fake I.D. in hand, Butch became somewhat of a legend. Never much of a drinker, he would spend hours drinking club soda with lime and "throwing lead" against less sober patrons, eventually becoming almost unbeatable. Though darts were his great love, they also lead to his brush with the not so savory side of life. It was inside those smoke filled bars, where Butch would rub shoulders with the likes of child molesters, perverse farmers and even a necrophiliac or two. He knew this was not the life he longed for but couldn't give up the shaft. It wasn't until Butch heard the inspirational music of Milli Vanilli, that he knew he had the strength to walk away from darts. He became immersed in their musical genius and soon found himself treasurer of the official fan club. Unfortunately, due to "technical difficulties" and a corrupt Sergeant at Arms, the fan club folded within two years, leaving Butch to piece together the rest of his life. He had seen the magic created through Milli Vanilli and knew if he could recapture the spark, his life would be complete. He felt the South was not yet progressive enough to support such an endeavor, so he headed to New England. Knowing he would miss the crabs of his native Chesapeake, he came to Maine to support his shellfish habit. His car ran out of gas (and his wallet, money) at exit 8 on the Maine Turnpike. Butch found immediate employment as a baker at Mark's Donut shop. After a few weeks filling creme horns, fate intervened. August 16th, 2004, Mike Diggler came in for a jelly roll, and the rest, as they say....................................................................................................... MIKE DIGGLER- I,,m just a simple fella. I was born a ways south of Maine and grew up on a farm. I come from a big family- 12 brothers and sisters and a more cousins than I can count. After finishing high school, I left home and moved to LA. I had big dreams of being a professional wrestler but instead made most of my money hustling pool and selling sperm. LA got boring so I moved to Reno and stayed with my uncle Mack. Wooooo-dooooog!!! Those were some wild times!!! I,,d say more, but the court order pretty much demands I keep the details to myself. All I,,ll say is when you mix the Olsen twins with strip karaoke, a fifth of Jack and alot of Mike D- you get T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Anyways, none of us can go within 3000 miles of Reno, which is what brought me to Maine (and the twins to NYC). Particulars: I like long nights and rough women. Music- Garth is the m-a-n!!! I also like me some Willie, Merle, and Hank. If I can,,t find a country station- I,,ll listen to classic rock or a mix tape I made for this girl I had a crush on in high school. (I took it back when she started dating that stupid jock Dixon Healey). Movies- Anything with Clint Eastwood or Elvis or The Rock. And those 3 Stooges crack me right up. TV- MASH, Hee-Haw reruns, WWWF Books- Kerouac, of course. Hemingway. Hunter Thompson. Heroes- My Daddy. Mt Granddaddy. My Uncle Mack. Favorite Drink- Maker,,s. Coca-cola with peanuts. Who I,,d like meet- Dixon Healey so I can throw a can of whoop-ass on him....................................................................................................... Derick Kimba ............................................................................................ Salvadore Del Corazon ........................................................................................... Johnny Ironic .............................................................................................. .. Like it? It's free and fun! Create your own at animoto.com.
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Jelvis Presley

Jelvis Presley



Oct 11 2009 2:56 AM

Angela

Angela



Aug 30 2009 2:45 AM

 when r u guys doing another show? ur amazing and no matter how horrible life can be u guys can always make me laugh!
EVOLUTION [ now BOOKING Shows !!! ]

EVOLUTION [ now BOOKING Shows !!! ]



Jul 11 2009 8:46 PM

Hey!!!
Check out the new EVOLUTION's videoclip
of the song DROP THE BOMB!

Stay Rock.... Stay  E V O L U T I O N
Portland Zombie Kickball

Portland Zombie Kickball



Jun 10 2009 1:28 AM

conrad

conrad



May 21 2009 6:26 PM

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Jelvis Presley

Jelvis Presley



May 10 2009 11:18 PM

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Great show on Sat! Nice to meet you guys.
Nick Tarlton - Photographer/Youtuber

Nick Tarlton



Apr 25 2009 12:20 PM

Hope everything is going well. Below is a recent video of Jesse having a good time. We lost power for a little while and he decided to make this hat out of Foil. LOL I hope you like it. See all videos at http://www.youtube.com/ncweb76 I also post recent videos to my blog on myspace.



Again thanks for being a friend and don't be a stranger..
:) Nick
conrad

conrad



Apr 15 2009 12:33 PM

Amazonian Accomplice #9

Victoria von Teasedale



Mar 16 2009 7:31 PM

Thanks so much for being a part of Burlesque Burlesque! You all were fabulously maine-ish mannish boys.
Neko-jin Designs

Neko-jin Designs



Feb 23 2009 6:55 PM

Barbara

Barbara Wolkinger



Jan 5 2009 2:43 PM

Greeeeeat show!!!
m.L.e

m.L.e



Jan 3 2009 2:35 PM

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imnotagothchick

imnotagothchick



Jan 3 2009 6:25 PM

And Sheila says she's "not photogenic!"
I LOVE this photo!
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Barbara

Barbara Wolkinger



Dec 4 2008 1:19 PM

imnotagothchick

imnotagothchick



Nov 27 2008 12:53 AM

The posters for the upcoming show are AMAZING.
Y'all done yourselves proud!
Neko-jin Designs

Neko-jin Designs



Nov 25 2008 7:09 PM

conrad

conrad



Nov 25 2008 7:12 PM

Cat Davis

Cat Davis



Nov 6 2008 11:29 PM

Thank you so much for being a friend.
I post new episodes of my vlog on AfterEllen. com every Wednesday at 2:00 PM EST.
You can CLICK HERE to see it or subscribe to my blog. Thanks again for being my friend.
CAT DAVIS
Patricia Villetto

Patricia Villetto



Nov 4 2008 8:57 PM

Have you seen my Salty Pennies Video yet?

conrad

conrad



Nov 3 2008 11:32 PM

Chance

Chance



Sep 20 2008 5:09 PM

Hello fellas' all the way from Portland, Oregon...
Thanks for the add!!
I hope you and your friends will check out the new forum community for FTM-SOFFAs (FTM and significant others, family, friends, and advocates). We're very inclusive to all gender queer, trans, butch/femme, drag kings, bois, grrlz, etc. just as long as everyone respects one another. Sign up, introduce yourself, set up your profile, meet people, make friends, play arcade games and stay for awhile. We're going to be adding a casino module soon where you can play to earn points for forum benefits. Also, a life chat module is in discussion. It's new now, so we've got to grow it, but it's only going to get better!! Hope to see you there.

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Sep 22 2008 1:25 AM

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Oct 3 2008 10:44 PM

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..
*Just a speck of dust inside a giant's eye.*

Ty MacDowell



Jul 24 2008 6:08 AM

This is TY saying HELLO to ALL of you! Now I'm covered. I promise next time I see any one of you no matter where you are, I'll not hesitate a single second before I greet you. But really, I don't mind being bullied. xD
Thanks for the best Dr. Sketchy's session yet!
<3
Ty
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