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  • |J|O|R|D|A|N|

  • 18 / Male
  • Macromento, California, US
  • Last Login: 11/6/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Friends. Family. iPhone. Music. Internet. Feel-Good Moments. Awkward Situations. Those "Times" With Friends. (I'm Sure All Of You Will Take That One Differently!) Random-ness. Messing With Serious People. Gum. Raley's (Rallies). Sarcasm. Nintendo. Boxer-Briefs. Nike. Qwerty23. YouTube. Mutual Feelings. Stress. DeJaVu. Accidently a whole Coca-Cola bottle. Cracking Bones. Spanish. People. Technology. Wrestling. Eating. Not-Running. Poetry. Fresh Bread from the Bakery. Breaking the Rules. 4Chan. iPodHacking. The Spacey. My Cool PAckPAck. Slang. Childish Terms. Stupidity of Others. Flamin' Hot Cheetos. (Even though i regret it after). Sleeping on the Couch. USB. Hacking. Piracy. Jesus. Spinning Races. Swingin'. Money. PE. Blanking Out. "JD Moments". Tripping on Bees. Cart Hours. Haircuts. Zodiac. Substituting Cusswords and All That Shiz. Chillin'. Being a Dork. Physics. Fear. Magic. Hypothetical Situations. Bad Grammar. Tildes/Elipses. (~/...) Milkin'. Essays. Fireplaces. Rain. Contemplation. Changing Things. Finding Faults. Fixing Faults. Comedy. Turk. House. Medicine. The Future. Sad Songs. Clouds. Overcast Skys. Sunburn. (Its Worth My 1 Time Burn For an All Summer Tan). These Smilies: =]. Being known as Jordeenay. Making Parodies of Things. Awkward Silence. Freedom. Longboards. Democrats. Arguing. Homemade Comics. Hot Pocket Ninja. LexiCatz. Being Messed With. Beds. Computers. Theories. Ideas. Problems. Graph Paper. Guitar Games. Matching Socks. Showers. Rest. Goals. People Who Care. Pie Filling. Portal. Sharpies. Jordan(23). Flippin' Backpacks. External Hardrives. Laziness. Procrastination. Waiting Till Past the Last Minute. Ambiance. Philosophy. Spam? Smoothies. Sporks. Putting Stuff Together. Getting Away. NES. Quiet. Seclusion. Calendars. Planning Ahead. Coming Back. Headphones. Shortcuts. Pushing the Limit. Strawberry Milk. Southpole. Comfort. Her. Wifi. Overdoing It. Being Nice. Being an Ass. Kleenex. Small Forks. Beets. Retro. Beats. Record Scratching. Skating. Pollution. Possibilities. Skepticism. Drawing. Ball-Point Pens. Purple. Fake Sign Language. Mispellings. Unintentional Win. Losing the Game. Memes. Ranting. Raving. Dancing. Making a Fool of Myself. Expending My Image. Appreciation. Subtle Changes. Big Words. A Clean Kitchen. Knowledge. Scissors. Glue-Sticks. Trick Spoons. Winterfresh. Staying Home "Just Cuz." Dodging Danger. Seeing Fail. Experiencing Fail. Going Against The Grain. Stupid Expressions. Upside Down Question Marks. Grass. Windyness. Second Chances. Brackets []. Red. Life...
  • Music

    Sum 41!!
    Musiq Soulchild
    Jagged Edge
    Run DMC!!
    Steve Miller Band
    Estelle
    Say Anything!!
    Kanye West!!
    Flo Rida
    Down
    Melinda Doolittle
    R Kelly!!
    Young Jibbs
    Pussy Cat Dolls
    Too $hort
    Shakira
    LL Cool J!!
    Lyfe Jennings
    Eminem!!
    Federation
    James Blunt
    Dem Franchise Boyz
    Chris Brown
    Charlie Wilson
    Chingy
    Will Smith!!
    Nick Cannon
    Paul Wall
    Chamilionaire
    Akon!!
    Snoop Dogg!!
    Weird Al Yankovic
    Nelly Frutado
    Baby Boy Da Prince
    Chingo Bling!!
    Usher!!
    Ne-Yo!!
    Marriah Carrey
    Mario!!
    Ludicris!!
    Little John
    Mike Jones
    D4L
    Nelly
    Ciara
    Trey Songz
    Ray Jay!!
    T Pain!!
    Omarion
    Alicia Keys
  • Movies

    Good: Seven Pounds. Bender's Game. Harold and Kumar (both). Eagle Eye. Fight Club. Crash. Final Destination (all). The Beast With A Billion Backs. War of the Worlds. Hancock. Cheech and Chong. The Ten. Signs. Harry Potter (all). Titanic. The Sandlot. Superbad. Click. The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Poltergeist. American Pie (all). Bender's Big Score. The Dark Night. Iron Man. The Bucket List. Juno. Cloverfield. Saw (all). Jumper. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Scary Movie (all). Bad: Open Water. The Happening. The Day the Earth Stood Still. Napoleon Dynamite. The Village. Blacksheep. The Love Guru. Norbit. Epic Movie.
  • Television

    Scrubs!!
    House!!
    Weeds
    Family Guy
    American Idol
    Survivior
    Futurama!!
    Simpsons
    Lost
    Southpark
    Deal Or No Deal
    Lingo
    Fresh Prince!!
    Roseanne
    Seinfeld
    Friends!!
  • Books

    The Scarlet Letter (2x)
    The Crucible
    In Cold Blood (2x)
    The Sun Also Rises
    Sophie's World (2x)
    "EAST OF EDEN" (lol not really)
    The Metamorphosis (2x)
    A World Lit Only By Fire
    Lord Of the Flies
    Bless Me, Ultima!!
    A Boy Called It!!
    The Odyssey
    The Lost Boy!!
    Of Mice and Men
    The House on Mango Street
    Children of the Mind!! [Finished Most...]
    Xneocide!! (2x)
    Speaker For The Dead!!
    Enders Shadow!!
    Enders Game!!
    The Narrative of the life of Fredrick Douglass: An American Slave
    The Glass Menagerie
    Harry Potter [All]
    Earagon!!
    Wishbone [Hehe...]
    Island of the Blue Dolphins [Yuk!]
  • Heroes

    I guess i have a lot of heroes really. Anybody who stands up for what they believe in. Makes good decisions and truly tries their hardest any given day. I know sometimes it gets hard, you want to give up, but strive, in the end it will all be worth it. Jesus Christ is my savior, and that is a hero to me. My Mom, Nana, Lala, stepdad Isiah, papa and other family members i look up to that have helped in one way or another. Whether they were there financially, emotionally, or otherwise, im blessed and happy to have these people in my life. Thanks to them, i am who i am today - for the better. On a much less serious note, i would also like to say the anonymous of /b/ are an hero to me also. These self proclaimed internet superheroes have not only completely desensitized me from just about anything, but also shown me how great the people in my life are. Without /b/ i couldn't possibly respect the civility of my friends, teachers, and the many customers at Raley's. Thank you everybody - for nothing more than being here. =]

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: 916
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Average
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Raleys - Paper or Plastic?
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

My name is Jordan. I go to Cordova as a SENIOR!! C/O 2010 FTW Baby. This year is fucking great in just about every way. Wrestling is THE BEST SPORT to participate in.

This is the little Rap Mavery Made up for me:
Jordan be a hustla, He takin' yo game, Next thing you know he'll be givin' you shame! Don't mess, don't play, don't do none of that, If you go f*** with him he'll lay you down on the mat!

Who I'd like to meet:

A beautiful women, inside and out. Bi, tri, or quadlingual folk. A random nerd outside of bestbuy. Shortys (shorter than me =]) Somebody who loves themself. A person with good morale. Anybody named Jamarkus. People with great aptitude. Random citezens. People who prefer sporks to spoons or forks. Kids that lose the game. Anybody who can text. Raley's shoppers (haha). Someone with the letter x in their name (excluding alex). Girls who play sports. People with strong opinion. Passive-aggressive adults. Monotonous waiters / waitresses.

Comments

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  • Oct 9 2009 2:17 AM

    ya, it kinda is. except the asian lady fucked it up somehow. idk how but it just doesnt look right.
  • Sep 24 2009 4:11 AM

    HEY! You're NOT  Junior! :)
    SEEEEENNNNNIIIIIOOOORRRRRSSSS!
  • Sep 11 2009 3:57 AM

    no to you, towards her lol
  • Aug 28 2009 2:59 AM

    cuz sometimes i have a real hard time trying to breath. i could have asthma or something.
  • Aug 28 2009 2:50 AM

    still haven't asked yet. i will ask tonight cause i have to ask about a crack load of other stuff lol. and if my dad says yes, i think he'll have a doctor look at me before i can actually do anything
  • Aug 28 2009 2:25 AM

    cause you had the foresight to lol
  • Aug 25 2009 12:49 AM

    i wasn't talking about that lol. i just realized that your english class gets an extra day to do the Slaughter House 5 hw
  • Aug 17 2009 9:47 PM

    hey,
    its gud to hear from u
    but yea i don't see u around anymore which sucks
    i've been doing gud. how 'bout u?
    Dis yr is gonna be a gud yr i'm determined to make it like dat...class of 2010 yay!!!
    well i like my schedule but i kept a.p. spanish but its ok
    so hope ur doing ok.
    and ur baby brother is soooo cute!!!
  • Aug 12 2009 8:27 PM

    yeah im cool...just stuff at home...
  • Aug 9 2009 9:16 AM

    NOOO.
    Are you kidding me?!
    i pretty much have 1400 words with my two essays combined.
    ihateAPenglish... homework
    lol
  • Jul 16 2009 10:25 PM

    HEY! what are u doing saturday? My church is having a carnival and i wanna know if you wanna come. Also my gradiation is amorow @ 11:30 am, it would be cool if you could be there.
  • Jun 23 2009 6:56 PM

    haha your asking for too much now. Bu uhm thanks to you and brenda, i have completely mastered the cubiks rube all the time everytime! Now we need to step our game up and learn the 4x4 cube!
  • Jun 23 2009 6:55 PM

    haha your asking for too much now. Bu uhm thanks to you and brenda, i have completely mastered the cubiks rube all the time everytime! Now we need to step our game up and learn the 4x4 cube!
  • Jun 18 2009 5:05 AM

    Hey, acid much? Haha, your background SCREAMS it. LOL
  • Jun 11 2009 1:08 PM

    i miss you....hope your summer is goin well....?your the best...=]next year i want to see all A's though!!!jkjk!lol
  • Jun 10 2009 2:00 AM

    hey sweetie & u spelled my name all wrong!!! LMAO its Miss.Mekia
  • May 24 2009 4:17 AM

    well you guys get ot enjoy some on tuesday
  • May 16 2009 9:43 PM

    how does this make you feel?

  • May 2 2009 6:08 AM

    Hop to, muthafucka. Haha, dodgeball=murder... SOOOO much fun... Totally got PWNED, though. Ain't no shame.
  • May 1 2009 10:40 PM

    Well, then we know to crop them all if I look jacked in them all then. OBVIOUSLY!