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- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Joplin
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Proud parent
Misty Damrill's Comments
Jan 2 2009 6:08 AM
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Dec 25 2008 2:00 PM
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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
May the warmth of good friends,
the comfort of home,
and the love we bear one another
renew your spirits this Christmas
....(o)....(o)
(") ( 'o', )
(")(")__)
"Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen."
Wishing you and your loved ones a wonderfilled Christmas!
* Helene * Malmsio *
See Little Known Facts About Christmas
Oct 9 2008 7:38 AM
I've learned that Electricity comes from Electrons... does that mean that Morality comes from Morons?
I've learned Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that if you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" get out of his way.
These are likely the last words he will ever say, or worse still, that you will ever hear.
* Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much *
Helene Malmsio
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Jul 20 2008 5:10 PM
Since Skitzi is now a semi-retired mouse-buster
Meet the new babies :
"Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet."
- Bill Cosby
"I have two kids, and over the years I've developed a really relaxed attitude about the whole child-rearing thing. I don't cry over spilt milk. Spilt vodka, that's another story."
- Daryl Hogue
*** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much ***
Helene Malmsio
- parent of six furry kids now!
* sigh *
Do you Squidoo?
Toddler Parenting Tips
Jul 19 2008 8:03 AM
Jun 17 2008 9:05 PM
Hello from the Birthday Girl!
I'm not 50! I'm 47 + Tax.
Thank you for your birthday greetings, they were great to get!
Here are some sophisticated mature wisdoms for you:
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* The early bird may get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about Cholesterol.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
* All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening - but do them anyway.
Live well, Laugh often, Love much!
Helene Malmsio
"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these yourself."
-- George Washington Carver
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May 9 2008 4:15 AM
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Apr 29 2008 4:41 AM
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Apr 23 2008 3:10 PM
I hope you enjoy my music!
Peace,
Adam
Apr 18 2008 3:46 PM
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( .... is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-) :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
( ! ) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
Anyone ELSE got a FAT ASS you would like a solution for?
LOL!
**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Mar 14 2008 7:12 AM
Mar 4 2008 8:24 AM
I HATE four letter words!
Iron
Dust
Wash
Cook
Too much of a good thing
..... is WONDERFUL!
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*If things get any better in 2008, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio
Feb 27 2008 2:38 PM
Best Men's Rules
Rule 1: It's important to find a woman who will cook, clean, wash your
clothes, and clean your fish.
Rule 2: It's important to find a woman who will earn enough to buy you beer,
ammo and bait.
Rule 3: It's important to find a woman who likes to have fun in bed even if she's
tired or have a headache.
Rule 4: It's important that those 3 women never meet ...
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!
- Helene Malmsio
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Feb 1 2008 5:15 AM
But love you mom. Tell dad hi.
Jan 17 2008 1:42 PM
ALZHEIMER'S TEST
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Betcha' you cannot resist passing it on.
*If things get any better in 2008, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio
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Jan 2 2008 2:52 PM
..... Partied hard did we?
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on to it!
--Dean Martin
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
--Ernest Hemingway
It was a woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Dec 31 2007 2:16 PM
Dropping in to say Hello, and to
wish you a wonderful week in this
bright shiny New Year!
Treasure every moment that you have!
Treasure it even more,
when you share with someone special,
special enough to spend their time with you.
Remember that time waits for no one.
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!!!
Here's my New Year Gift ebooks for you to enjoy & share with friends:
Accomplish Anything You Want - Personal Goalsetting Guide
“Secrets of Successful People”
NEW YEAR PARTY GUIDE:
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Dec 28 2007 12:24 PM
I just dropped by to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
To Wish you Happiness
on your Birthday,
And may every day
of the coming Year,
Be a happy one!
I found this really cool birthday calculator:
It tells you LOTS about what your birthdate symbols & meanings are, how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth & when you were probably conceived and more fun stuff to amaze you:-
Birthday Calculator
YOUTH is the gift of nature,
but AGE is a work of art!
REMEMBER to party 'til you drop!
- Helene Malmsio
Dec 25 2007 2:32 AM
Dec 23 2007 5:28 PM
Santa asked me to check up on you to see if you have been good this year....
How much is it worth to keep my mouth shut....????
Dear God:
I bet it is hard for you to love everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-- Nan
Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-- Joyce
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents, and just listen.
Feeling nostalgic? Get your free copy of the classic original picture reader here!
Night Before Christmas
Thank you so much one and all for your beautiful and caring Comments, funny cartoons, inspiring quotes, and ALL the great messages you have brightened my year with in '07!
See you again in the bright shiny New Year!
**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Dec 18 2007 9:33 PM
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
May the warmth of good friends,
the comfort of home,
and the love we bear one another
renew your spirits this Christmas
**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Cat Calendar 2008 Diary download link
Dec 5 2007 2:31 PM
Snowman Trivia:
Where does a Snowman go to Dance?
To the Snow Ball!
What does a Snowman eat for Breakfast?
Snow Flakes.
How does a Snowman travel around the Neighborhood?
He rides his icycle.
What does a Snowman take when he is sick?
A Chill Pill.
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Iced Tea!
What does a Snowman take when he is sick?
A Chill Pill.
What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Iced Tea!
What kind of Hat does a Snowman wear?
An Ice Cap.
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!
*** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much ***
Helene Malmsio
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Nov 24 2007 7:20 PM
May you find time this Thanksgiving
to enjoy the things you hold closest
to your heart.
Happy Thanksgiving!
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi
Nov 13 2007 12:52 PM
Just a thought for all the women out there...
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause...
And when we have real trouble it's HIS-terectomy! !!!
**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Nov 7 2007 10:48 PM
I SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK...
I ASKED...WHY? AND IT SAID... "ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS!"
* 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing .... and 1 is reading this comment.*
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**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio