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Jesus Christ's Interests
General
I'm big on making promises, and really bad about not following through with the promised goods.
Music
Gospel.
Movies
I would prefer Last Temptation of Christ over The Passion of the Christ.
Really though, it was 2000 years ago. I've grown a lot since then, and feel like it's time to move on.
Television
I truly enjoyed HBO's Rome. The sets, the costumes, the actors and actresses. It was superb.
The Shield. The Office.
Oh, and Man vs. Wild! Watching that crazy Brit bite the head off of frogs... nasty!
Books
I'm sure most people will think I'm going to say the Bible, but after the Nicean Creed of 300 a.d. that book's been pretty worthless.
The Bible was created by man, and written by man. Some passages are great. Others, not so much. Lamentations, depressing. Numbers, well numbers always were a bore. Song of Soloman, hot.
Enjoy the Bible as you would a cafeteria style buffet. Take what you like, leave what you don't. But remember, cafeteria food altogether sucks 95% of the time. Unless that is, you're a retiree and get a senior citizen's discount.
Heroes
Edward Munch. Now that's a man that can comment on fear without inciting it.
About me: On the one hand, my lineage is laid out at the beginning of the New Testament. On the other hand, I am the product of a virgin birth, which would cancel out the lineage part altogether.
Let's just say my followers are into that thing called double-speak.
I AM Jewish.
I AM a hippie at heart.
I heal the sick.
I make the blind see.
I make the dead walk.
I know how to party, I know how to get down.
I don't care what you say, drinking PBR is not my way of exhibiting irony. It is my way of getting drunk.
And it's cheap.
I challenge all other MySpace Jesuses to a dance-off. I'll rock that shit.
Who I'd like to meet:
Come unto, but not on, me.
I AM also known as: Adam, the Last, Advocate,
All & in All,
Almighty,
Altogether Lovely One,
Amen,
Anchor,
Ancient of Days,
Angel of the Lord,
His Anointed,
Apostle,
Arm of the Lord,
Alpha & Omega,
Author,
Balm of Gilead,
Beginning,
Begotten,
Beloved,
Bishop of your souls,
Blessed and only Potentate,
Branch,
Bread,
Bridegroom,
Bright & Morning Star, see Star,
Brightness of His (God's) glory,
Captain of their salvation,
Carpenter's son,
Chiefest among ten thousand,
Child,
Chosen of God,
Christ,
Comforter,
Commander,
Consolation of Israel,
Corn of Wheat,
Cornerstone,
Counsellor,
Covert,
Creator of all things,
Daysman,
Dayspring from on high,
Day Star Bright & Morning Star,
Deliverer,
Desire of all nations,
Door,
Emmanuel,
End, see Beginning & the End
Express image of His (God's) person,
Faithful Witness,
Faithful & True,
Father of Eternity,
Fellow of God,
First & the Last,
First begotten of the dead,
Firstborn Firstfruits,
Foundation,
Fountain,
Forerunner,
Friend of sinners,
Fulness of the Godhead,
Gift of God,
Glory of God,
God,
Good Master,
Governor,
Great High Priest,
Guide,
Head,
Heir of all things,
Helper,
Hiding Place,
High Priest,
Holy Child,
Holy One,
Hope of Israel,
Horn of salvation,
I AM,
Image of [the invisible] God,
Intercessor,
Jehovah,
Jesus,
Judge,
Just One,
King,
Kinsman,
Lamb,
Last, see First,
Lawgiver,
Life,
Light,
Lion of the tribe of Judah,
Lord,
Man,
Master,
Mediator,
Merciful High Priest,
Mercy Seat,
Messiah,
Mighty God,
Minister of the Sanctuary,
Nazarene,
Nobleman,
Offering,
Offspring of David,
Ointment poured forth,
Omega,
One and Only Son,
Passover,
Peace, our,
Physician,
Plant of Renown,
Potentate, Blessed and only, see Blessed Prince Saviour,
Prophet,
Propitiation,
Power of God,
Priest,
Quickening,
Rabbi,
Ransom,
Redeemer, Redemption,
Refuge,
Resurrection & the Life,
Righteousness,
Rock,
Rod,
Root,
Rose of Sharon,
Sacrifice,
Same, the,
Sanctification,
Saviour,
Second Man,
Seed of Abraham,
Seed Servant,
Shadow of a great Rock,
Shepherd,
Shiloh,
Son ,
Sower,
Star,
Stone,
Sun of Righteousness,
Surety,
Teacher,
Tender Plant,
Testator,
True Bread, see Bread,
Truth ,
Vine ,
Way,
Wisdom,
Wonderful,
Word," />
But when u fast do not look sombre as the hypocrites do... put oil on your head and wash you face, so that it will not be obvious to men that you are fasting..
matt 6:16-17
does that mean gel when i am fasting or other product oil is kind of old fashioned
hey jesus .. chekin in here ... uuummmmmmmm wheres your new music man .... i like the one you had here before!!!!!!oh yeah can i get a little rain in the north east please.... the pollen is killin me ... thanks jebus
hey jesus its my birthday today and i was just wondering if you could give me a birthday comment. i know your busy doing jesus type stuff but it would be really sweet.
Thank you so Much for Adding Stage Exit(fansite). I hope you like this band. I will keep the site updated.i am sorry they only have one song on myspace but they are in the middle of finishing there First Album.I have personal heard demos and i think this band is really well rounded..once again thanks for the add.
A friend of mine is dying to show me her nipples but she's like a big sister to me. I like her but if she whips them out and I don't sleep with her then I'll feel like a sucka. If I do sleep with her it'll destroy the friendship for sure. I know if I see them it'll be a wrap. Help me Jesus
a lot of paranormal work was discovered in my "silent" film RETURN TO BABYLON. i am coming to the conclusion that i am being revisited by the legendary silent movie greats.
compare lon chaney from the infamous PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (top) to the image from RETURN TO BABYLON (below)
I AM also known as: Adam, the Last, Advocate,
All & in All,
Almighty,
Altogether Lovely One,
Amen,
Anchor,
Ancient of Days,
Angel of the Lord,
His Anointed,
Apostle,
Arm of the Lord,
Alpha & Omega,
Author,
Balm of Gilead,
Beginning,
Begotten,
Beloved,
Bishop of your souls,
Blessed and only Potentate,
Branch,
Bread,
Bridegroom,
Bright & Morning Star, see Star,
Brightness of His (God's) glory,
Captain of their salvation,
Carpenter's son,
Chiefest among ten thousand,
Child,
Chosen of God,
Christ,
Comforter,
Commander,
Consolation of Israel,
Corn of Wheat,
Cornerstone,
Counsellor,
Covert,
Creator of all things,
Daysman,
Dayspring from on high,
Day Star Bright & Morning Star,
Deliverer,
Desire of all nations,
Door,
Emmanuel,
End, see Beginning & the End
Express image of His (God's) person,
Faithful Witness,
Faithful & True,
Father of Eternity,
Fellow of God,
First & the Last,
First begotten of the dead,
Firstborn Firstfruits,
Foundation,
Fountain,
Forerunner,
Friend of sinners,
Fulness of the Godhead,
Gift of God,
Glory of God,
God,
Good Master,
Governor,
Great High Priest,
Guide,
Head,
Heir of all things,
Helper,
Hiding Place,
High Priest,
Holy Child,
Holy One,
Hope of Israel,
Horn of salvation,
I AM,
Image of [the invisible] God,
Intercessor,
Jehovah,
Jesus,
Judge,
Just One,
King,
Kinsman,
Lamb,
Last, see First,
Lawgiver,
Life,
Light,
Lion of the tribe of Judah,
Lord,
Man,
Master,
Mediator,
Merciful High Priest,
Mercy Seat,
Messiah,
Mighty God,
Minister of the Sanctuary,
Nazarene,
Nobleman,
Offering,
Offspring of David,
Ointment poured forth,
Omega,
One and Only Son,
Passover,
Peace, our,
Physician,
Plant of Renown,
Potentate, Blessed and only, see Blessed Prince Saviour,
Prophet,
Propitiation,
Power of God,
Priest,
Quickening,
Rabbi,
Ransom,
Redeemer, Redemption,
Refuge,
Resurrection & the Life,
Righteousness,
Rock,
Rod,
Root,
Rose of Sharon,
Sacrifice,
Same, the,
Sanctification,
Saviour,
Second Man,
Seed of Abraham,
Seed Servant,
Shadow of a great Rock,
Shepherd,
Shiloh,
Son ,
Sower,
Star,
Stone,
Sun of Righteousness,
Surety,
Teacher,
Tender Plant,
Testator,
True Bread, see Bread,
Truth ,
Vine ,
Way,
Wisdom,
Wonderful,
Word," />
