Carl
"Form an orderly queue."

Male
26 years old
Tucson, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 8/30/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/pulsebeat  

    Carl's Interests
GeneralI like music and movies and television and books and heroes.
Music(deep breath)... the Buzzcocks, the Pixies, the Smoking Popes, Weezer, Ben Folds Five, Sicko, the Gain, the Figgs, Dirt Bike Annie, the Ramones, They Might Be Giants, the Weakerthans, Elliott Smith, Superchunk, the Muffs, Pedro the Lion, the Rentals, the Apples in Stereo, the Milkshakes, Death Cab for Cutie, that dog, Built to Spill, the Anniversary, Belle and Sebastian, the Gamits, Oingo Boingo, Grandaddy, At the Drive-In, the Cardigans, the Mr T Experience, the Ergs!, Queen, Pinback, Bjork, Nada Surf, John Vanderslice, Pavement, Material Issue, Devo, The Aquabats, Hefner, the Shins, Creeper Lagoon, Harvey Danger, Clem Snide, Ben Lee, Elastica, the B-52s, Screeching Weasel, Cheap Trick, Superdrag, the Faint, Hot Hot Heat, Modest Mouse, the Get-Up Kids, Cake, Simon and Garfunkel, the Postal Service, the Kinks, the Connie Dungs, Rilo Kiley, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, The Beatles, Green Day, the Flaming Lips, the Who, Alkaline Trio, Ash, Elvis Costello, and lots, lots more.
MoviesThe Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, American Beauty, The Godfather 1 and 2, Gattaca, Miller's Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, and anything else by the Coen Brothers.
TelevisionMr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, UCB, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, The West Wing, Scrubs etc.
BooksAbove all, JD Salinger. Also Hermann Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, F Scott Fitzgerald, Nick Hornby, George Orwell, and I have a nerdy soft spot for Tolkien and the Harry Potter series.
HeroesBuddy Holly, Smokey Robinson, Ray Davies, Paul Simon, Pete Shelley, Richard Butler, Danny Elfman, John Vanderslice, Kurt Vonnegut, Hermann Hesse, William Wordsworth, and Batman.
Groups: I Read Scott T. Ninjas Profile On A Daily Basis.Insomniac AllianceThe KidsHermann Hesse fans discussion group

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     Carl's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tucson, Arizona
Body type:5' 10"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Rock Star.



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   Carl's Blurbs
About me:
Carl promise number one: I am not a lawyer, so you don't have to worry about me hanging out at an office or boring you with stories from work. I live with my mother, and I can get anywhere within a thirty-mile radius anytime she doesn't need the car!

I am not interested in a sexual relationship nor a long term one. That's Carl promise number two: positively no sex. I'm just there to hang out with you for as long as you want!

Carl promise number three: you don't have to ask me to leave. I get the message.

Remember the three promises:

    I am not a lawyer.
    I won't try to have sex with you.
    and I will leave when things get uncomfortable.

Beware of other people who make these promises. They either want to have sex with you, or they're a lawyer!

Who I'd like to meet:
Myself when I was eight years old.

   Carl's Friend Space (Top 16)
Carl has 194 friends.
 Molly Mouse 


 Rygantor 


 Rev. Alex Italics® 


 Sierra Tango November 


 Carolyn 


 Luke Henley 


 Sookie Taudry 


 Super Squirrel 


 Chile Limón 


 Josh 


 NECKBONE! 


 Nico 


 The Brailey 


 David Williams. 


 Molly and Carolyn 


 carl johnson 





Carl's Friends Comments
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Sierra Tango November





Aug 18 2008 3:51 AM

Hit View All to see them larger.
Sierra Tango November





Aug 18 2008 3:50 AM

I'm about to ruin the constraints of YourSpace.




Nicole





Aug 15 2008 3:03 AM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Mr. Steele





Aug 7 2008 6:10 AM

This friday at my house 11pm!!!! last performance ever!!!
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Rev. Alex Italics®





Aug 6 2008 5:49 PM

Nicole





Jul 4 2008 6:51 PM

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Jul 4 2008 6:08 AM


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Nico





Jul 1 2008 9:12 AM

So you guys are basically too fucking cool for school.

MISSY BAMMM!!!





Jun 28 2008 7:39 PM

hey carl! do you know how to set up a website? Cuz i need one for my party bus.
The Runaway Five





Jun 28 2008 2:03 AM

Thanks for the add! :)
Nico





Jun 9 2008 12:08 AM

Han shoots first!!!!!!!
Nicole





May 5 2008 4:26 AM

It's says that you logged on today.
You should have displayed a picture, aye? What's up with that?
Nico





Apr 25 2008 11:38 AM

i really enjoy coming to your myspace page. the black background is extremely comfortable on my eyes.
Sierra Tango November





Apr 24 2008 7:13 AM

we totally work together.

1 step closer to stealing your identity.
Sierra Tango November





Apr 14 2008 6:01 AM

Michael





Mar 28 2008 7:14 AM

What is up man? University Phys. called me today in regards to me as a reference.
Whats been going on with you?
Sierra Tango November





Mar 24 2008 8:55 AM

do you remember this guy?
Nico





Mar 24 2008 6:23 AM

the gnome mobile, the gnome mobile, we're driving around in the gnome mobile....
Sierra Tango November





Mar 1 2008 7:10 AM

Hi, Carl. I'm trying to think of something inappropriate to say....

Lincoln had it coming.

I don't know.

Have you figured out the best way to break into the bank yet? I'm assuming that's what this gig is for.

You should hook up your/Ryan's Xbox to Live. We could be XBL buddies. I could send you a video message of dog-you honking on the carpet.
Sandy





Feb 16 2008 6:08 AM

did you see the 20/20 about Bodies? the bodies are probably those of executed political prisoners from the Chinese black market. Hi.
Nico





Feb 15 2008 12:11 PM

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Molly Mouse





Jan 19 2008 7:55 PM

Oh my God, Scott's right! REUNION SHOW!
Sierra Tango November





Jan 16 2008 6:51 AM

Oh my God, he's coming back!

This is a sign.

You know what I mean.

The servants or attendants who have served a family for many years shall rise again!
dave





Dec 10 2007 11:58 PM

yeah, dude... orderly queue.. sweet..
Nico





Dec 7 2007 8:14 PM

Nico





Nov 21 2007 7:57 AM

we need to round up the girls and go have some drinks soon.
i'm srsly.
dave





Nov 15 2007 5:26 PM

Oh hell yes
Rev. Alex Italics®





Oct 31 2007 6:49 AM

Sierra Tango November





Oct 27 2007 3:38 AM

click here for a good time
waves, north carolina





Oct 19 2007 8:25 AM

Happy Birthday Boyo, I stole all of Your Music from Ryan ( the Carl Johnson stuff) and I won't be paying you 1 cent for it MWAHAHAHAHA NO DRM!!! but seriously thank you though.
Super Squirrel





Oct 18 2007 6:35 PM

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you guys are having a great time!
Rogue





Oct 18 2007 4:17 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!!
Sierra Tango November





Oct 18 2007 1:26 PM

Happy Birthday, Rocco. What are you, like, 35?
Nico





Oct 12 2007 12:08 PM

I don't care how many MySpace comments i've left on your page in a row.

You're officially the coolest guy i know.
Nico





Sep 25 2007 9:14 AM

hey...

I updated the photo of you on my top friends list.

lol
Nico





Sep 23 2007 9:03 PM

Oh God. They're eating her. Then they're going to eat me.

oh my goooooooooooooooooooood
Nico





Sep 6 2007 5:32 AM

Meghan





Aug 14 2007 5:27 AM

Neat trick Carl