Carl
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Male
27 years old
Tucson, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
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    Carl's Interests
GeneralI like music and movies and television and books and heroes.
Music(deep breath)... the Buzzcocks, the Pixies, the Smoking Popes, Weezer, Ben Folds Five, Sicko, the Gain, the Figgs, Dirt Bike Annie, the Ramones, They Might Be Giants, the Weakerthans, Elliott Smith, Superchunk, the Muffs, Pedro the Lion, the Rentals, the Apples in Stereo, the Milkshakes, Death Cab for Cutie, that dog, Built to Spill, the Anniversary, Belle and Sebastian, the Gamits, Oingo Boingo, Grandaddy, At the Drive-In, the Cardigans, the Mr T Experience, the Ergs!, Queen, Pinback, Bjork, Nada Surf, John Vanderslice, Pavement, Material Issue, Devo, The Aquabats, Hefner, the Shins, Creeper Lagoon, Harvey Danger, Clem Snide, Ben Lee, Elastica, the B-52s, Screeching Weasel, Cheap Trick, Superdrag, the Faint, Hot Hot Heat, Modest Mouse, the Get-Up Kids, Cake, Simon and Garfunkel, the Postal Service, the Kinks, the Connie Dungs, Rilo Kiley, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, The Beatles, Green Day, the Flaming Lips, the Who, Alkaline Trio, Ash, Elvis Costello, and lots, lots more.
MoviesThe Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, American Beauty, The Godfather 1 and 2, Gattaca, Miller's Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, and anything else by the Coen Brothers.
TelevisionMr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, UCB, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, The West Wing, Scrubs etc.
BooksAbove all, JD Salinger. Also Hermann Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, F Scott Fitzgerald, Nick Hornby, George Orwell, and I have a nerdy soft spot for Tolkien and the Harry Potter series.
HeroesBuddy Holly, Smokey Robinson, Ray Davies, Paul Simon, Pete Shelley, Richard Butler, Danny Elfman, John Vanderslice, Kurt Vonnegut, Hermann Hesse, William Wordsworth, and Batman.
Groups: I Read Scott T. Ninjas Profile On A Daily Basis.Insomniac AllianceThe KidsHermann Hesse fans discussion group

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     Carl's Details
Status:Engaged
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tucson, Arizona
Body type:5' 10"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Occupation:Rock Star.



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   Carl's Blurbs
About me:
Carl promise number one: I am not a lawyer, so you don't have to worry about me hanging out at an office or boring you with stories from work. I live with my mother, and I can get anywhere within a thirty-mile radius anytime she doesn't need the car!

I am not interested in a sexual relationship nor a long term one. That's Carl promise number two: positively no sex. I'm just there to hang out with you for as long as you want!

Carl promise number three: you don't have to ask me to leave. I get the message.

Remember the three promises:

    I am not a lawyer.
    I won't try to have sex with you.
    and I will leave when things get uncomfortable.

Beware of other people who make these promises. They either want to have sex with you, or they're a lawyer!

Who I'd like to meet:
Myself when I was eight years old.

   Carl's Friend Space (Top 15)
Carl has 193 friends.
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Carl's Friends Comments
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dave





May 22 2009 10:27 AM

dude sweet
dave





May 16 2009 7:09 PM

dave





May 9 2009 6:03 PM

The Provocative Whites





Mar 13 2009 6:34 AM

Michael





Jan 1 2009 2:49 AM

Happy New Year!
STN





Dec 28 2008 6:38 PM

Looks like somebody got an iPhone!
Kali





Dec 24 2008 3:43 AM

STN





Dec 21 2008 2:08 AM

So I see you logged in to your RetainersSpace page on the 16th... for the first time in over 2 years.
Le Petit Carnaval





Dec 18 2008 8:20 AM

Tickets on sale now!
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The Provocative Whites





Dec 9 2008 7:31 AM

Shawn Dickinson





Nov 14 2008 11:24 PM

My pal Carl is a swell guy!
A SWELL GUY!!!!
Nicole





Oct 30 2008 11:04 PM


Myspace Comments, Halloween Comments at WishAFriend. com
MISSY





Aug 31 2008 4:51 PM

smallerflyer
TUCSON AZ
STN





Aug 18 2008 3:51 AM

Hit View All to see them larger.
STN





Aug 18 2008 3:50 AM

I'm about to ruin the constraints of YourSpace.




Nicole





Aug 15 2008 3:03 AM


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Mr. Steele





Aug 7 2008 6:10 AM

This friday at my house 11pm!!!! last performance ever!!!
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Alex Safari





Aug 6 2008 5:49 PM

Nicole





Jul 4 2008 6:51 PM

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Jul 4 2008 6:08 AM


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MISSY





Jun 28 2008 7:39 PM

hey carl! do you know how to set up a website? Cuz i need one for my party bus.
The Runaway Five





Jun 28 2008 2:03 AM

Thanks for the add! :)
Nicole





May 5 2008 4:26 AM

It's says that you logged on today.
You should have displayed a picture, aye? What's up with that?
STN





Apr 24 2008 7:13 AM

we totally work together.

1 step closer to stealing your identity.
STN





Apr 14 2008 6:01 AM

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