Relax!, It's May-Za!!...
"So step back! Let me take over!"

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North Buffalo, New York
United States

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    Relax!, It's May-Za!!...'s Interests
GeneralI'm into music, hanging out with friends, making new friends, seeing some movies, and making songs, always down to try something new.. hmm video games nowadays would be Rock Band with the guys whenever I'm not out. Even though I'm not the big party animal my myspace page makes me out to be.
MusicHmm music? used to be hip hop mostly, recently moved to rock mainly. I have a big knowledge in both genres. Ah Yes, I said the word genres. And I'm spanish so I like to listen and dance to salsa and bachata, merengue is dope too tho.
MoviesHmm movies? What sweet movies I don't have? You would be impressed by the collection I have. I like 80s movies from my childhood like the goonies, or nightmare before x-mas, or ghostbusters, comedies like Anchorman, Superbad or Grandma's Boy. Or horror movies like Creepshow, Dawn of the Dead, or Cabin Fever.
TelevisionHmm Tv? Don't watch much anymore other than The Office cause Steve Carrell is the KING of "that's what she said" jokes...well other than me.... And umm sometimes I watch Heroes or Family Guy/South Park.
BooksHmm books? i read the biography of the Ice Man mafia hit man. Dope shit. Just got into Tucker Max books.I love Christopher Moore's book called 'A Dirty Job'!! And I also read Stephen King's 'IT'.
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     Relax!, It's May-Za!!...'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Paterson, New Jersey
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Annoyed CSR
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Relax!, It's May-Za!!...'s Schools
Eastside High
Paterson,New Jersey
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: R.OO.M. Academy
 

1998 to 2001

   Relax!, It's May-Za!!...'s Companies
UnitedHealthGroup/Definity Health
Tonawanda, NY US
CSR or CZAR whichever's cooler!
Health

8/07-2/09
Meritain Health
Amherst, NY US
CSR or Czar
I have THE vision

2/09-Present



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David esta aburrido. And no, Not a burrito.

Whattup my name's Dave. I'm 25, Peruvian(hispanic) with a car and a job! Sounds awesome doesn't it? :) I love to listen to music, I love to write songs, hang out with my friends, and play bass guitar. RANDOM INFO: I'm infatuated with shirts with awesome colors and sneakers to match. I am very comfortable in a suit. I'm originally from Paterson, New Jersey. I love my friends back home and I love my friends here in Buffalo. I used to be into hip hop production which went well for a bit but people fall out of love with things sometimes. I like corn pops, I hate Cap'n Crunch cause I sware it rips the roof of my mouth off. I like sunsets cause they remind me of relaxing, I hate sunrises cause they remind me that I gotta be to work in a couple of hours. I love to make people laugh and am not afraid to make myself a butt of my own joke. But yet I still stand up for my self respect. I like to go out during the summer since summer is so short in Buffalo. And hate going out in the winter cause umm...winter sucks..duhh
Who I'd like to meet:

I like your starry eyes, they yell Surprise! Surprise!

No Cheesy statements I promise! :) Talk to ya later!
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Tony Brown





May 28 2009 1:25 AM

Mayza whats good my brutha
U don't know the 1/2





May 13 2009 11:39 AM

that was my grandmother..she died when I was 15..just know she is watching me right now..and that's appreciated
Krista





Apr 28 2009 10:56 PM

no way!!! really?? hahah must have been from when i rubbed my eye on your keyboard. sorry.
want my eyedrops?
Krista





Apr 25 2009 2:29 PM

mouse trap in the garbage can? i may be fired from that job. i got into a fight with my boss and told him to get new fucking mop ends.
~*CaSsY*~





Apr 23 2009 12:46 PM

oh stop it...im still a blonde at heart...look i finally figured out how to leave a message!!!!!!!
Tony Brown





Apr 22 2009 10:46 PM

MAYYYZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Krista





Apr 17 2009 10:40 PM

yo.
where ya been? i vacuumed your cubicle today and that phish guys jew crackers that were ALL over the place! what a fucker!
Gibran





Apr 17 2009 10:40 PM

What's good man? Hope all is well up north. I may head up to niagra this summer, not sure, but I may need a place to crash...let me know
┐ia





Apr 14 2009 6:14 PM

i'm fineee and you???
i'm in paris now, school and all YUCKY
but i am getting by all the pesky papers and boring lectures
┐ia





Apr 14 2009 6:01 PM

fuzzy faceee xD :.
!
L





Apr 11 2009 2:45 PM

i was at my bf's house & i had no case or solution!
*GiNa♥MaRiE*





Apr 10 2009 1:10 PM

thnx fer the cmnt =) n yeahh im doinq alriqht now
Avory





Apr 9 2009 2:01 PM

lol! Nothing much man...just trying to survive in this crazy world we live in.
How about you???
*~*LiL E*~*





Mar 29 2009 3:53 AM

Hey Dave...thanks for the comment the other day...all is ok..need another more serious surgery scheduled for April 9th for now. Hopefully all will be well after that...How r u doing? How is Meritain? Better than UHC?

ttys!!

E.
=0)
~*CaSsY*~





Mar 17 2009 12:31 AM

I cant get no satisfaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice pic..love ya!
Gibran





Mar 1 2009 10:17 PM

What up cuz, be good be easy
* LoYaL+Y b4 b3+RaYaL *





Feb 11 2009 3:34 AM

HEY BUDDY WATZ UP .. MISS UR FUNNY ASS HURRY BACK DOWN .. WUV U
Tony Brown





Feb 9 2009 4:06 PM

Mayza-tron what up ...... sorry man i havent checked my page in a while .... yea the phone off sgsin .... but for the last time because i got a 2nd job man ...... so now my will stay on lol ..... all of my tax money is going to my car .... whats been up with you?
Lovely Lisa





Feb 9 2009 6:01 AM

i dont get how to leave a comment by going to your page! anyways had a good time on fri.. thank u so much for driving me and cassy home.. u are the best! love ya
JaimiLeeBaby





Feb 4 2009 9:03 PM

Glad u don't return messages, ya punk....You're leaving UHC?
U don't know the 1/2





Jan 25 2009 5:39 AM

yooo..I hope u had a great new year and that all is well with you and yours in buffalo =)
My boy jumz been tryna get in contact with you because he said he has a contract for u and he wanna discuss some business sooo hit him up sweetie ttyl
::SCANDALOUS; NoT Ya AV£RAG£ ::





Jan 22 2009 3:39 PM

Uhh huuu Bastardoooo :D mwaa
::SCANDALOUS; NoT Ya AV£RAG£ ::





Jan 20 2009 2:09 PM

Gooo too sleeeeeeep
::SCANDALOUS; NoT Ya AV£RAG£ ::





Jan 16 2009 2:33 AM

Heyyyyy supppp!! i was thinkin bout ma turnpike dayz wen i would try to blaze mad pet n we gave da blunt a nickname lol wha was itttt????
motherfucken ACE.





Jan 12 2009 2:12 PM

yea nigga....... what the fuckkkkk have u been up to!!!!
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