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Master of Surveys

		Dumbass questions. Smartass answers. Male 32 years old Surveyville, Connecticut United States Last Login: 2/21/2009
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Website	masterofsurveys.com
Influences	Emo Philips, Bill Cosby, John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson, Lenny Bruce, Bruce Campbell

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Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Castle Rock, RI
Body type:	6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Aries
Children:	I don't want kids
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Surveyor

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☠KUNG FU DUCK☠	Jan 18 2009 2:46 AM Please take one minute of your time to read my blog about my daughter, who was diagnosed with Acute biphinotypic Leukemia.
sara	Nov 27 2008 12:02 AM As shockingly bad as I have been i am shocked i am still in your friends list! So what up(lingo) with you? I am still a devoted alcoholic...so not much diff there.
Andy	Sep 18 2008 2:46 PM Hey donkey, what's up?
Rayn	Oct 5 2008 6:46 PM For a second I thought you had festicals. I was excited about the idea of festive testicles. Then I reread it.
WANDY	Sep 3 2008 6:51 PM Hey, how u been? Long time no hear!!! Hope all's well..... =) WHERE ARE THE LONG SURVEYS? I need one...Lol...
Patricia Barrigher	Aug 29 2008 6:23 PM Forward / Add to your profile How's this for mail?? Be Blessed, Comedian-Screenwriter Temple Hills, MD, USA
Andy	Aug 22 2008 1:10 PM Have a great weekend!
Small Panda	Aug 16 2008 4:21 AM Thanks for the add! I hope you have a good weekend. Sincerely. Katrin Pim.
∞SquirrelGirl∞	Jun 25 2008 2:54 AM Happy Summer, friend! How have you been? I'm enjoying a sarcasm-filled season of music and art--just got back from Heroes Comic Con in Charlotte, NC--my sweety was a guest artist there--and things went well... ^*^
Patricia Barrigher	Jun 18 2008 11:31 PM Check out my latest blog, my psycho neighbors have purchased a PYTHON!!! Comedian-Screenwriter Temple Hills, MD, USA
D. H. Dublin, a.k.a. Jon McGoran	Jun 1 2008 3:05 AM Just wanted to give you a heads up that my latest forensic crime thriller, Freezer Burn, is coming out June 3! It will be available in bookstores everywhere next week, and it’s available for preorder on Amazon right now! I'll be doing a bunch of events in and around Philadelphia. For details, see my profile. Thanks for the friendship! Writing as D. H. Dublin, Jon McGoran is author of Blood Poison and Body Trace from Penguin Books. Look for Freezer Burn, in bookstores everywhere, June 3, 2008.
Katrina	May 13 2008 7:09 AM Sounds painful...explains the bandages though.
The One	Apr 22 2008 7:12 PM Hey Master of Surveys, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!
Zombie Strippers!	Apr 4 2008 5:03 AM Vote for Penny (aka Sox) for Fangoria's 1st Spooksmodel! If you do she'll come and give you a free lap dance!!! Click the link below and vote for Penny Leigh Drake! Make sure to add her on MySpace!!! www. myspace. com/pennydrake
Katrina	Mar 25 2008 5:14 AM SO SORRY to be late for b'day wishes and dirty dreams..my internet has ben 'suspended'(why are people so hung up on,like,money and stuff?) So happy fucking birthday,Master! And may you have overindulged on chocolate until..well,enough of that. xx
♥ Steph ♥	Mar 23 2008 2:22 PM I hope you have a fabulous birthday today!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!
☠KUNG FU DUCK☠	Mar 20 2008 2:56 PM Hopefully this bunny dont visit you on your birthday!!!!!!
∞SquirrelGirl∞	Mar 19 2008 2:22 AM Hello! I know it's a few days early, but I wanted to wish you an extremely happy birthday. Hope you get to celebrate and enjoy some fun stuff... I'm glad you were born! Thanks for gracing us all with your wit! :*D
Angie	Mar 18 2008 1:39 AM Happy Green Day. :)
Angie	Feb 29 2008 7:21 PM Happy Leap Year ...Day. or whatever. YO! de-lay-he-hoo
☠KUNG FU DUCK☠	Feb 26 2008 11:29 PM
Katrina	Feb 22 2008 6:35 AM Shiva..Shiva..I used to know a Shiva. Gee,you sure look different now. Didn't you use to be Goddess?
Gigerbrick	Feb 21 2008 5:42 AM Thanks for adding me, enjoy HOSTEL
☠KUNG FU DUCK☠	Feb 20 2008 11:11 PM MySpace Graphics at GlitterBell. com St. Patricks Day Comments
Angie	Feb 14 2008 7:04 PM ...you manimal, you...

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