///Shorty M40 - shitty 'Lectric Geetah wankery Vocals Recorder Pouting///Blan Dan - Bass 'Custic Geetah Irish Tin Whistle almost singing///
Clark Donatelli - Keyboards Programming whining///
Former Members
///Chris "Thing 1" Lee - One Chord Guitar 2005///
///Oscar "Spic & Span" Argueta - Lousy Bass 2005-2006///
///Jen- "Not important enough to remember her last name" - Nothing///
///" Bitches' " Crystal - Screamer///
///Philip "Slash my wrists Bisexual Psycho" - I think he was supposed to play
keyboards hmmm....///
///Angelo "Fuck" - Barely Guitar (and his story about the kid who walks like he
drives a car was mildly amusing.///
Influences
Frank Zappa
Jethro Tull
AC-DC
Bob Seger
Santana
Flogging Molly
DKM
The Distillers
***Was formed in September 2005, as Albatross, as a garageband project. Tony Moulaison(Shorty M40) is the ringleader in this auditorial mess you may be hearing out of your speakers, any questions or concerns raised may be sent to him via beefjerky26_2000@yahoo.com***
***My current projekt is a soundtrack for a cheezy kung-fu movie for which the script hasn't even been written yet, but it won't matter cuz it's gonna be bitchin' on it's own.***
***Currently our live album project is on the shelf, with us shuffling off to University, but it will be done, oh yes, it will be finished. The Album I'm talking about, of course.***
*** Our First Album was conceived under the pretense that it would have a "live feel," which is probably because it was recorded live, outside the Amerkinac, on the 15th of August. Shorty fell off the stage and broke his leg after a fair skinned balkan maiden dared him to jump six-feet in the air with his hand wind-milling the guitar.***
*** Unfortunately we came away with an extremely nasty unreceptive audience,(wonder why?) and a muddy mix tape, which was stolen by some goonheimer in a leather jacket, we found it a week later in a dumpster, with a note attached to it. Roughly translated it said: "Fuck Your Mother." ***
*** We are also trying to mix out the crowd noise, as we no longer feel that is necessary to show how we play live, and are in the process of fixing it up; which is including adding overdubs with "exotic" instruments like the tin whistle and recorder to spice it up(Shittify it). ***
***Of Course that means it is on the shelf indefinitely, but Thank you for Flying Church of England...:)***
YEAH WE WILL DEFINITELY WORK ON THE TRACK .. I HAVE SOME NEW SONGS TOO .. SO MAYBE AFTER XMAS WELL HOOK UP AND DO IT .. TRY AND MAKE SOME BEATS TOO LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT ..:)! TALK TO YOU SOON :) LOVE AUNTIE BRI BRI LOL LOL
so is it alright if im part of this album since you mentioned the words we? lol hows life bro ill try and record som of my basslines and send them to you with a tab transcription maybe it will help.
