joaquin
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Sssslllloooowwwwtrain comin
Male
27 years old
MAPLEWOOD, New Jersey
United States
Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Mood:
savage
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joaquin's Interests
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| General | Hating on lovers, Loving haters,*
Instant gratification,
Coming up with ideas for Kid Future to steal before I come up with them,
Really smooth music,Really smooth operators,
Cooking chicken,
Heavy Metals,
Double Toast,
Long term gratification,
Your band. Psyche!
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*I am also interested in hating on other haters. If neccessary I will hate quickly and deliberately with the samurai hate, which lies like a dormant dragon at my feet. Don't get me wrong--I also love other lovers, but it is difficult to persuade me to unleash the exciteable sabertooth love tiger.
| | Music | psychedelicbluesmetalhiphopoldtimecountryfunksoulrockandrollclassicalbluegrassjazzR&Bsalsapop
also, Iman brethren: RTFNK, Aminal, SpacePatrol, WhiteMike, PVN, Gashaus Guerillas, Kid Future (the intergalactic bounty hunter), No Body | | Movies | I rent movies sometimes.
I enjoy almost all of them.
I particularly liked A Clockwork Orange, The Language of Music, Triplets of Belleville, Genghis Blues, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, City of God, Pumping Iron, Animal House...... | | Television | The one we have often gets really bad reception, even though we pay the cable bill | | Books | This wheel's on fire, Cultivating the mind of love, Siddhartha, USA Road Atlas | | Heroes | all y'all |
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People Who Don't Get Lindsay Dula's Stupid Sense of Humor Club
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joaquin's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Hometown: | America, USA | | Body type: | 6' 4" | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer |
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joaquin extending your network Posted at 6:26 PM Apr 25, 2008
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About me:
I have been told that watching me move is like watching man evolve right before your very eyes. I do not know if that is true. I do know that I am no longer a quadrupedal knuckledragger, which is AWESOME!
I no longer reside in Cavemanhaus, as am currently in hot persuit of a wide variety of delights which have carried me far away from New Jersey, USA.
I want blue, the infamous weasel-dog in the prime of his wiggly life, to set foot in all 50 states, sniff 50,000 dog anuses, and to bark at at least 50,000,000 people. I think I owe that to him.
I have learned through extensive research that one must live to understand. Without understanding there can be no true love. Without love there can be no true hate. Without hate the world would be way less funny.
Also, all you haters can suck my balls.
And all you lovers can suck my balls.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Blue's parents
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