God loves little Children, Combat Medics, Retarded people...and Guttermouth. Throughout the course of their Lives the members of Guttermouth have respectively survived a myriad of the most heinous of messed up ailments that biology can inflict upon one group of Punk Rock Miscreants: a drunk driving incident where a telephone pole fell upon a member and crushed his spleen, lungs, chest, and broke both femurs (Mark); a bout with Necrotizing fasciitis (fleash eating Streptococcus) which almost claimed a member's lower leg and life (Mark, and Kevin); an infected Abcess of the tonsils, the disease that killed George Washington (Ryan); Recurent Anaphylaxia from an unknown allergen that continues to plague him to this day (Ryan); Strabismus, (commonly known as lazy eye) a condition where the eyes are typically not aligned with each other causing incurable vertigo (Don); Cytopenia: A condition where blood flow to the lower extremitiies is constricted to the point of Paresthesia (numb legs * Scott) and Alcoholism, a condition where too many Newcastle brown ales cause you to hit on ugly fat girls and listen to "The Cult" on your Ipod at 4:30 in the morning while your roomate is trying to sleep (Kevin); However, Throughout all of these hardships Guttermouth are stil alive...and still dying...slowly...but rest assured Gutttermouth may just overcome these desperate ailments to bring a show to you...Guttermouth will persevere. Nay...Guttermouth will CONQUER THESE HARDSHIPS! THEY WILL OVERCOME THESE TERRIBLE AFFLICTIONS THAT NATURE HAS BESET UPON THEM, THEY WILL OVERCOME THE RIDICULOUS IDEA THAT THEY ARE SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN KINDA SICK SOMETIMES...GUTTERMOUTH WILL PREVAIL OVER ALL, BECAUSE...BECAUSE...because it's better than getting a real job.
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Hello, I am a band representative for Wide Eye Panic, and part of my job is to make sure everyone has a chance to hear it and join the panic. Fans of metal music will love Wide Eye Panic, they are an up and coming band with a fresh, and unique sound that will blow you away. I encourage all of you to take a listen, and if you like what you hear join in and spread the word. Thanks Anthony-WEP
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Hello my lovely Guttermouthed friends. I went to Warped Tour today, mainly to see the fabulous Guttermouth. Guess who wasn't there... That's right, YOU!
What is this blasphemy?! Or did the schedule reading "Flipper" just lie to me?
But it's okay. I still love you deeply and passionately.
Although I think you owe me nine bucks for the BBQ pork "sandwich" I consumed there.
Mark man I heard there is this sick ass Guttermouth cover band that live in Denver, they go by the name Critical Noise. They might be the best band ever check them out!
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