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Kelly

		There's a little bit of you in all this. Male 34 years old Oklahoma United States Last Login: 11/6/2009

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Kelly's Interests

Music	Better Than Ezra, Ben Folds, Graham Colton, Ingram Hill, Regina Spektor, Fuel, Foo Fighters, Barenaked Ladies, Weezer, Theory of a Deadman, Gavin DeGraw, Guster, Dallas Green, Oliver Black, Marianas Trench, The Beatles, The Feeling, pretty much anything from the 80s
Movies	Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Lost in Translation, V for Vendetta, Ong Bak, Heat, Collateral, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Hellboy, Amelie, Fight Club, Sideways, The Goonies, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rounders, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, The Princess Bride, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Clerks, Chasing Amy, most of Kevin Smith's stuff, really.
Television	The Sopranos, Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Firefly, Spaced, Titus, How I Met Your Mother, The Amazing Race, Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares and an embarrassing assortment of other reality TV shows.
Books	The Time Traveler's Wife, Bridget Jones' Diary, Trainspotting, Fight Club and most of Chuck Palahniuk's stuff, The Princess Bride, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Half Mast, Youth in Revolt, I Know This Much is True, the Harry Potter books, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Dirty Jokes and Beer (Drew Carey's book), The Corrections, David Sedaris (Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day), Brian K. Vaughan (Ex Machina, Y: The Last Man), High Fidelity, About a Boy and absolutely anything else at all by Nick Hornby. Although I'd probably read the phone book if Nick Hornby wrote it, so you have to take that with a grain of salt.

Kelly's Details

Status:	Engaged
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Claremore, Oklahoma
Body type:	6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Children:	Undecided
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Assistant librarian

Kelly's Schools

Rogers State University Claremore,Oklahoma Graduated: N/A Clubs: I work as a librarian here, actually. It has a tendancy to be every bit as exciting as you'd expect.	2000 to Present
Northeastern State University Tahlequah,Oklahoma Graduated: 1999 Student status: Alumni Major: English Minor: Journalism	1995 to 1999
Mesa State College Grand Junction, CO Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni	1994 to 1995
Pryor Hs Pryor,Oklahoma Graduated: 1993 Student status: Alumni	1991 to 1993
Roland Hs Roland,Oklahoma Graduated: 1993 Student status: Alumni	1990 to 1991
Fruita Monument High School Fruita,Colorado Graduated: 1993 Student status: Alumni	1989 to 1990

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*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Kelly Ewing
Birthday:	May 23rd, 1975
Birthplace:	Fort Smith, Arkansas
Current Location:	Claremore, Oklahoma
Eye Color:	Sort of a greenish/blue, I think.
Hair Color:	What's left of it is sort of a reddish-blonde, thanks... ;)
Height:	6'
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Left handed. On average, lefties die sooner than righties, too. What's up with that?
Your Heritage:	Mostly Scottish, I think.
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Black dress shoes. They match the shirt and tie. And yes, I really hate wearing that stuff. It's soooo not me. I feel like I'm walking around in someone else's skin for most of the day.
Your Weakness:	In what context? How about food? My current weakness is Flamin' Hot Cheetos. I try not to have them in the apartment, or I just eat them by the bagful.
Your Fears:	Lots of stuff. The top five would probably be heights, plane flights, failure, public speaking and spiders. Gotta throw spiders in there, man.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Sausage. Or sausage and mushroom. Oh wait! There was a buffalo chicken pizza at Pizza Hut that ROCKED. But it was a limited time thing, so it hasn't been available for months. Dammit.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Oh jesus, I dunno. I'm not really the most ambitious person... Pass the GRE? Enroll in grad school? Shortly before failing out of grad school and quitting my job out of shame? That sounds like a goal. Let's use that.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Definitely LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Daylight Saving Time started this weekend, so this morning was filled with confusion and drowsiness.
Your Best Physical Feature:	Pffffft.
Your Bedtime:	Should be 10 or 10:30, but usually winds up being more like midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory:	Kinda miss my dog, actually.
Pepsi or Coke:	Coke. But either works.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Uuuuuuh, McDonalds. I'm not really picky when it comes to cheap fast-food burgers, though.
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	I'm hooked on this Lipton's French Vanilla tea at the moment, spiked with sugar and milk. I even have this little electric tea kettle for the express purpose of boiling water for my Lipton's French Vanilla Tea. ...See, now I want one, but it's 10:30 and I'd be up all night.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla for ice cream, chocolate for pretty much everything else.
&..39;Cappuccino or Coffee:'	I don't really drink coffee. Whenever I wind up at a coffee joint I usually order the closest thing to hot chocolate I can find. Actually, the iced mocha's at The Gypsy in Tulsa aren't bad, I suppose I could go with that.
Do you Smoke:	Nope.
Do you Swear:	Only when appropriate. Which seems to be fairly frequently.
Do you Sing:	When I'm in the car alone, with the volume on the radio cranked up. That's about it.
Do you Shower Daily:	Absolutely.
Have you Been in Love:	A time or two, yes.
Do you want to go to College:	I graduated in 1999 with an English degree. Grad school is still a terrifying possibility, I guess.
Do you want to get Married:	I've been accused of being marriage-phobic. Marriage doesn't sound that bad, really, I'm just not a fan of weddings or any sort of huge event that draws attention to myself, though. But it's not like the wedding is for the benefit of the groom, or anything anyway, so... ;)
Do you belive in yourself:	Am I supposed to answer this honestly, or lie?
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Occassionally.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Uh, not particularly, no.

Do you get along with your Parents:	Sure.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	As long as they're not life-threatening, sure.
Do you play an Instrument:	I used to in junior high, but I couldn't even manage to read sheet music these days.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked:	Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Nope. I take an obscene amount of Tylenol, but I doubt that counts.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	I've eaten oreos this month, but not the entire box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	I have never eaten Sushi, actually. Maybe I should try it.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Noooooooo.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Nope. It's, ummm, March.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No.
Ever been Drunk:	Extremely infrequently. I have what may be the world's worst recovery time.
Ever been called a Tease:	Nope.
Ever been Beaten up:	Uuuuuh, nothing that qualifies as beaten up, I don't think.
Ever Shoplifted:	Nope.
How do you want to Die:	What kind of depressing-ass question is this? Next question!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Ladies and gentlemen, I am 30 years old. I had no idea what I wanted to be BEFORE I grew up, and I've really made very little progress since then.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Canada!!! And I'd kind of like to visit London and Paris one of these days...
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	not picky on eye color, really...
Favourite Hair Color:	Not really picky about hair color either.
Short or Long Hair:	Here's the way this usually works. If a girl has long hair when I meet her, I prefer the long hair. If it's short, I prefer the short. Can never really picture it the other way. Weird, I know.
Height:	Doesn't matter. Taller than me might be strange, though, I guess...
Weight:	I dunno, average?
Best Clothing Style:	Not really picky on clothing style.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Never tried anything that qualifies, really.
Number of CDs I own:	Quite a few.
Number of Piercings:	None.
Number of Tattoos:	None, but only because I'm sure I'd be sick of it within a week and stuck with it for the rest of my life.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	A few, but it's not like I'm gonna count them or anything... =P
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Jana	Jul 11 2009 6:15 AM Just incase u didn't get my message. Tomorrow we are doing Karen's birthday/going away thing at Kilkennys in Tulsa. JJ and I will probably be there around 3:30pm. Hope you can make it.
M	Mar 19 2009 1:34 PM you need to change your status!!
M	Dec 25 2008 5:39 PM
M	Oct 3 2008 2:26 PM today, as we were driving by your apartment after taking lexi to school, b blurts out kaykay retard!!lol
M	Oct 2 2008 1:43 AM Sorry B used you as a human kleenex also...ya know...he only did it out of love!! He freaks out every time we drive by your apart. , and i think he's only been there maybe 3 times his entire 2 years of life, but he still remembers!
M	Oct 1 2008 3:25 PM Thanks for the pizza last night! Sorry my kids drove you nuts!Seriously though...they aren't like that around anyone else! Its something about Kaykay! lol
ღBH Degree HoldinღBeauty Queenღ	Sep 9 2008 5:52 PM Look at this..Your online...haha...working hard I see. NOT
ღBH Degree HoldinღBeauty Queenღ	Sep 2 2008 3:00 AM How was your Labor Day Weekend?
ღBH Degree HoldinღBeauty Queenღ	Aug 19 2008 3:11 PM LOL! Exactly...your so at work on myspace...and I cant help that I get bored and get on myspace...haha
ღBH Degree HoldinღBeauty Queenღ	Aug 18 2008 9:56 PM Caught ya...again...ya we know the truth Kelly...haha
ღBH Degree HoldinღBeauty Queenღ	Aug 15 2008 3:59 AM Your so full of it..haha...I have never laughed so hard while reading a comment...I think we all know how long you have been a memeber of myspace...and as for helping a student..the blind helping the blind doesnt exactly count..haha! Jk! Get to bed
ღBH Degree HoldinღBeauty Queenღ	Aug 15 2008 1:25 AM Doesnt look like your working very hard...BUSTED
Justin	Aug 5 2008 3:25 AM just wanted to say hi....
Justin	Jul 6 2008 3:43 PM Hey, did you enjoy the fourth? I did, but I had to stay away from my son and his sparkler. I swore, that he was trying to burn me with it.
Justin	Jun 17 2008 3:40 AM Are you still a book Jockey at the library? How have you been doing anyway?
M	Jun 3 2008 3:18 AM Brennan keeps pointing at your picture saying hi kaykay
just me!	May 24 2008 4:12 PM I just gave you a sticker for your profile. Click here to view it full size and send me one back! [ See more stickers \| Share this sticker! ].... ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Bumper Stickers application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Sarah	May 24 2008 12:59 AM Happy Birthday!!!!!!
Jana	May 23 2008 11:50 PM MyHotComments Hope you're having a great b-day!
M	May 23 2008 1:01 PM Happy Birthday!!! Hope you're having fun up there!! Is it cold??
♥Stephanie Jane♥	May 23 2008 5:40 AM Happy Birthday old friend!! HAHA Hope all is well, and you have a great and safe weekend!!!
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M	May 15 2008 9:51 PM Hey Kelly, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$! haha ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Justin	Apr 27 2008 2:15 AM WHAT" S UP
M	Mar 28 2008 9:18 PM Where's all the pics from your trip??

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