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Roger Weaver
Stand-Up
Roger Weaver Do you feel lucky?

Male
43 years old
MEDFORD, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2009
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   Roger Weaver's Comedian Bio
Biol looked, and behold a pale horse, and his name that sat upon him was death, and Hell followed with him.
InfluencesThe guy on stage before me. Also Woody Allen, David Letterman, Dennis Miller, Steven Wright
MembersHelium Insiders, drunkphillycomics, Laughing Liberally, Roy Clark's Comedy Radicals, USA Hockey, USGA
TV ShowsComcast On Demand

    Roger Weaver's Interests
GeneralDenying the Holocaust (but if anyone repeats that I'll deny it), vintage porn, ice hockey, tennis, golf, volleyball, ping pong, politics, travel, Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, and Celtics
MusicBruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, The Who, Woody Guthrie, Billy Joel, Warren Zevon...only artists that are dead or dying.
MoviesThe classic Universal monster movies, Clint Eastwood westerns, JAWS, The Godfather I and II, WWII films, early Woody Allen comedies, Abbott & Costello, Marx Brothers, Monty Python, pretty much anything without women or minorities.
TelevisionI watch mostly sports, but my favorite all-time shows are M*A*S*H and Late Night With David Letterman (yes, the NBC show)
Books1984, Siddhartha, Gothic horror novels, Woody Allen's books [Getting Even, Without Feathers, Side Effects], the original James Bond series, also the works of E. A. Poe and Emily Dickinson
HeroesWoody Allen...not so much for his comedy or film work, but for the way he's conducted his personal life. Also Bobby Orr and Bjorn Borg (I was cryogenically frozen in the 1970's). And John Kensil...for his boundless enthusiasm for comedy; and Danny Ozark...for keepin' it real.

     Roger Weaver's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Medford, NJ
Body type:6' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Teacher/Comedian


   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 20 2009 8:00P
Ghouls and Fools Comedy Show @ Bourbon St. Grill Claymont DE
Oct 21 2009 10:00A
Jury Duty @ Burlington County Courthouse Mt. Holly NJ
Oct 21 2009 8:00P
Helium w/ Vinnie Brand Philadelphia PA
Oct 23 2009 9:00P
Doylestown Comedy Cabaret Doylestown PA
Oct 24 2009 8:00P
The Clubhouse at Hilltop Farm Limerick PA
Nov 7 2009 9:30P
Northeast Comedy Cabaret Philadelphia PA
Nov 19 2009 8:00P
Tailgators Clifton Heights PA
Nov 20 2009 8:00P
Blackwood Firehall Chews Landing NJ
Nov 28 2009 9:00P
Cherry Hill Comedy Cabaret @ Swanky Bubbles Cherry Hill NJ

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   Roger Weaver's Blurbs
About me:
I used to be a misogynist but now I am a misanthrope (so take heart ladies!) My goal in life is to go down as one of the all-time great underachievers. My comedy act has been described as "laugh-to-yourself funny!"
Who I'd like to meet:
Nelson Mandela or Christina Ricci

   Roger Weaver's Friend Space (Top 15)
Roger Weaver has 147 friends.
 Vince 


 SUNSET BEN 


 eddie gossling 


 John 


 Danny Ozark 


 Ed McGonigal 


 Doogie 


 Chip Chantry 


 Phil 


 Benny 


 Steve Odabashian comedy 


 Christine 


 Bethy 


 Pat House 


 Mike Rainey 





Roger Weaver's Friends Comments
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Pete Kuempel

Pete Kuempel



Aug 7 2009 11:02 PM

Congrats Roger!
kpunk

kpunk



Jul 7 2009 10:36 PM

Just heard the news story on NPR about all them wiggers in China wrecking shop over there. I had no idea they had that many. I thought that they were mostly confined to South Jersey and Bucks County. What do they have against the Han Chinese anyway? That they wear their pants, ALL the way up their ass?
Mutombo

Mutombo



May 26 2009 10:55 PM

kpunk

kpunk



May 17 2009 8:47 PM

You inspire me to do things like, think of easily relatable humorisms, write them down, think about them later, memorize them then finally tell others on stage with thoughtful voice inflections. Thanks Clint!
Kevin

Kevin



Mar 18 2009 4:03 AM

(sigh)
BACKSEAT FILM FEST 2009 - More on the way!

BACKSEAT FILM FEST 2009 - More on the way!



Mar 11 2009 5:43 PM

The Roast of the Legendary WID! – Thursday, March 12th @9pm
941 Theater – 941 N. Front St, Phila PA 19123
$6 – Free Beer! www. 941theater. com

The Legendary WID, Philly’s favorite prop comedian and prince of puns is getting a very fitting tribute! Featuring local comedians including TuRae, Brendan Kennedy, Chip Chantry, Benny Michaels, Scott Johnston, Nick Esposito with MC Richie Redding! More surprises to be announced.

THE LEGENDARY WID is one of the funniest people to ever come from New Jersey. Since his humble beginnings in Cranford, NJ, THE LEGENDARY WID went on to become the undisputed Prince of Props and Puns! He’s been a Philadelphia legend for many years, in fact, when you look up “Prop Comedian” in the encyclopedia, it says THE LEGENDARY WID! He is also the subject of an award-winning documentary film entitled ‘WID’ by Jason Ferraro and Brian Galla. From his sold out shows at New York’s The Bottom Line in the early 80’s to his frequent TV appearances ever since, THE LEGENDARY WID has always been an audience favorite. WID uses props and puns to hilarious effect.

WID has hosted TV shows such as VH1’s Top 20 Countdown and appeared on Stand-Up Spotlight. He has appeared on Make Me Laugh on Comedy Central, Comedy on the Road, Caroline’s Comedy Hour on A & E, The ABC Comedy Club Special and 30 Seconds to Fame on FOX. WID also appears on the best selling DVD ‘Laughing Out Loud – America’s Funniest Comedians’ along with Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen Degeneres, Jeff Foxworthy, Ray Romano, Drew Carey and Jay Leno.

Bethy

Bethy



Feb 7 2009 8:14 PM


Glitter Graphics & Comments
Chop

Chop



Jan 28 2009 4:35 PM



TDtF Valentine’s Day Massacre

Comedy for People Who Hate Comedy.

Starring TDtF

Pat Kelly
Mike Rainey
Danny Ozark

w/special guest headliner “Roundboy” Jimmy Graham!

Hosted by Roger Weaver

Saturday February 14th

$25 per couple / $15 for single includes dinner buffet.

Dinner Buffet 6 P.M. – 8 P.M.

Comedy Show Starts @ 8 P.M.

Panico’s (Formerly Molettiere’s) Sports Bar & Grill

530 N. Cannon Ave Lansdale PA 19446

www. myspace. com/panicoslansdale
Benny

Benny



Jan 23 2009 4:27 AM

ricci Pictures, Images and Photos
Danny Ozark

Danny Ozark



Jan 8 2009 2:33 AM

Davidson +14..Final Score: Duke 79, Davidson 67!! Thanks man, I even made up a Weaver celebration dance with the hook "it's all because of Rogey, Rogey, Rogey" while dancing tauntingly as if in the end zone. My friend was laughing and wanted to videotape the dance. But it's only a natural thing and can't be forced. Has to be spontaneous. great pick brother. (For amusement only).
Bethy

Bethy



Dec 24 2008 5:30 PM


Thank You Comments

I will enjoy every minute of your gift....YUM!!
Bethy

Bethy



Dec 10 2008 10:08 PM

My myspace baby has grown up...you don't need me anymore!! But I'm still here...Holiday Kisses!!!!
Benny

Benny



Nov 10 2008 12:02 AM

I too have an infatuation with Christina Ricci. I fear mine is far unhealthier than yours, as I was aroused watching her in a mullet make out with Charize Theron's ugly ass in Monster and even that movie she has the pig snout.
Rose

Rose



Nov 1 2008 6:42 PM

obama chill Pictures, Images and Photos
Kevin

Kevin



Oct 4 2008 5:20 PM

Funny-size
Tom

Tom Wardach



Oct 3 2008 8:02 PM

25+ years ago, Roger T. Weaver was a mere Shawnee HS graduate. Now he's rubbin' elbows with high society on the comic circuit.
Who would've thunk it? Have fun at the reunion!! Hope you don't get arrested!!
Vince

Vince



Sep 14 2008 2:27 PM

Roger, I got you that gig at Joe's Chicken Shack. It doesn't pay much but you can have all the free refills on pepsi only. I'm still working with them about the pay. Thanks for letting me guide your career.
pug boy

matt faison



Sep 14 2008 1:23 PM

I was looking through your top friends and saw vince as number 1.
I see your listing your friends in the order of how much they can do for your career!
Pete Kuempel

Pete Kuempel



Aug 18 2008 3:45 PM

Hey Roger,
Great show Saturday.
kpunk

kpunk



Aug 14 2008 12:43 AM

I think you are Philly's Phunniest comic. I dropped out of the competition to give you a Phightin chance however.
Now prove that to the rest of the Cretans
Chris

Chris Curtis



Aug 12 2008 12:11 AM

Congrats. See you tomorrow at Screwballs and at the Semi's (and maybe farther).
Chop

Chop



Jul 28 2008 11:44 PM

Chop

Chop



Jul 22 2008 8:45 PM


THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND!
1924 - 2008
Chris

Chris Curtis



Jul 11 2008 3:01 AM

Great sets on Tuesday and Thursday. Love the new political stuff and the fun size joke is still my girlfriends favorite.
Those Guys

Those Guys



Jul 11 2008 1:45 AM

Thank you for coming out buddy. You were great. Feel free anytime to come do your stuff.
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