Monster mayhem, Urban distruction, Anime, Sentai, A3 Team, World domination
Music
Peelander-Z, The Lot Six, Daikaiju, Babaloo, Blue 3, Gito Gito Hustler, Gelatine, Google A, The Poison Ivy League and The Spunks.
Movies
Terebi Sento, The Shocking Truth, More Better Fighto, Otaku Unite!
Television
Rubbish
Books
Kaiju Big Battel: A Practical Guide to Giant City-Crushing Monsters Kaiju Big Battel Fan Book By TOK
Heroes
Neo Teppen, Los Plantanos, Robox, American Beetle, Dusto Bunny, Force Trooper Robo, Sentai Jin, Slo Feng, Powa Ranjuru, Atomic Trooper Robo and NOT Dr. Cube
About me: Kaiju Big Battel is a modern conflict of epic proportions. Planet Earth is under threat: scattered throughout the galaxy is a monstrous mob of maniacal villains, menacing alien beasts, and giant, city-crushing monsters that are waging war against one another. Presiding over this mayhem is the Kaiju Commissioner, an enigmatic human-arbiter appointed by a clandestine cadre of world leaders to regulate Kaiju rage. If the Kaiju Commissioner doesn't do his job perfectly the entire world could get caught in the crossfire.
Currently, the Kaiju Universe maintains an active roster of approximately 30 monsters, including a factory-worker-turned-soup-can called Kung-Fu Chicken Noodle, a dirty hare-sage dubbed Dusto Bunny, Uchu Chu the Space Bug (self-explanatory), and a despicable, square-headed mad scientist known as Dr. Cube. In addition to the Kaiju Commissioner, a few other privileged humans also get a piece of the action, including Referee Jingi, a mustachioed official who enforces fairness and civility in the ring, Andy Salbino, an urban renewal expert who reconstructs crumbled cityscapes between Battels, and one tuxedo-wearing, mouth-running MC named Louden Noxious.
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Who I'd like to meet: Anyone to stand in the danger zone.
Sooo ummm. here's the thing. I live in Houston now.... sooo... that means... Kaiju is coming to Houston soon. And last time I checked... IT'S TOTALLY NOT UP FOR DEBATE. just letting you know. >:D
Many gearheads recall what happened to auto racing veteran St. James Davis back in 2005. While visiting an animal sanctuary near Bakersfield, Calif, to celebrate "Moe" the chimpanzee's 39th birthday, Davis was attacked by four other chimps who were jealous of the birthday cake and loving attention Davis was showering on Moe. The chimps severely mauled Davis' face, genitals and limbs.
Drag Racing fans may remember when the late "Broadway Freddy" DeName would have his violent episodes with his pet chimp "Susie".
Even the late Johnny Weissmuller who starred as Tarzan was rumored to have been attacked by a chimp that he worked with in several feature films.
Now we have this horrific story of "Travis" the 200 pound chimpanzee in Stamford, Conn who viciously mauled a woman, tearing off her face and causing numerous critical injuries. "Travis" was known as a "friendly" chimp who would drink wine from a stemmed glass, dress himself, bathe himself and even use a computer (hmm, wonder if he had a MySpace?)-- But in all seriousness, it's high time that we all come to terms and comprehend the reality and possible dire consequences of making chimps our pets-- Although chimpanzees are intelligent and occasionally provide their owners with a sense of genuine companionship, they are still wild animals, they have incredible strength far exceeding us humans, and when they decide to "snap" and become aggressive, it is our faces, limbs and genitalia which they'll unmercifully tear apart. When looking for a pet, we strongly discourage bringing a chimpanzee into your home. There are plenty of other more domesticated animals to chose from who can provide companionship and not pose such a serious threat to life and limb.
Hey you damn pisher! KaiJEW you damn bishes!! This is The Count, I hear you have a birthday coming up at 12 tonight! Well Unhappy birthday rot in hell and take down The Cube!!! The Dr Cube that is! Happy New Year Bishes!!!
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